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Limbaugh: Penises now ’10 percent smaller’ and shrinking because of ‘feminazis’

10:42 pm - 09/20/2012

Rush Limbaugh on Thursday lashed out at feminists — who he called “feminazis” — over the news that male genitalia are shrinking.

The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors.

But Limbaugh wasn’t buying that explanation.

“I think it’s feminism,” he declared. “If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.”

“Give ‘em time and they’ll blame Bush. But air pollution vs. feminazis? Ha!”

In 2009, Limbaugh worried that the Center for Disease Control was considering a proposal to encourage circumcision for all baby boys.

“If we need to save our penises from anybody, it’s Obama,” he said at the time.

In other possibly unrelated penis news, IO9 reported on Thursday that doctors have been recently struggling with how to treat Koro Syndrome, which is the irrational “fear that the genitals are shrinking, or retracting into the body, and that when they finally do disappear, you will die.”

Listen to this audio from The Rush Limbaugh Show via Media Matters, broadcast Sept. 20, 2012

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if_by_sea 21st-Sep-2012 05:21 am (UTC)
“If we need to save our penises from anybody, it’s Obama"

lol y'all~ lock ya doors Obama is coming for our penises!!
thecityofdis 21st-Sep-2012 05:47 pm (UTC)
strangely comfortable with that, tbqh
fishphile 21st-Sep-2012 05:21 am (UTC)
The power of ~Misandry~ Woohoo!

In other possibly unrelated penis news, IO9 reported on Thursday that doctors have been recently struggling with how to treat Koro Syndrome, which is the irrational “fear that the genitals are shrinking, or retracting into the body, and that when they finally do disappear, you will die."

While vaguely related to the story, I don't know why they had to stick this in with the Limbaugh stuff.
rex_dart 21st-Sep-2012 05:27 am (UTC)
I thought they were trying to make a joke about Limbaugh's irrational fears about penis shrinkage.
improved 21st-Sep-2012 05:26 am (UTC)
hangonego 21st-Sep-2012 05:42 pm (UTC)
oh my god, this is great
teacoat 21st-Sep-2012 05:28 am (UTC)
OUR PLAN IS WORKING.
andthelight 21st-Sep-2012 01:45 pm (UTC)
best comment, ahahahaha :D
katie_g_lynn 21st-Sep-2012 05:32 am (UTC)
LOL I wish I could say feminists had something to do with it, but it's probably just karma.

Also just to clarify, I 'm joking, and I don't think all men are evil and deserve to have their penises shrunk. Only some of them.

Edited at 2012-09-21 05:33 am (UTC)
beoweasel 21st-Sep-2012 05:32 am (UTC)
So, pricks are shrinking in the United States? Does this mean that eventually, Rush Limbaugh will get smaller and smaller, until he completely disappears?

I look forward to that day.

4eyedblonde 21st-Sep-2012 05:58 am (UTC)
MTE
butterbuns 21st-Sep-2012 05:33 am (UTC)
Tiny dicks for some, miniature American flags for others!
katie_g_lynn 21st-Sep-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
LMAO that scene is one of my fave Simpsons moments ever.
layweed 21st-Sep-2012 05:33 am (UTC)
wtf................................................................................
zharia 21st-Sep-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
MWAHAHA THAT'S BEEN OUR PLAN ALL ALONG!

PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS ACTUALLY PLANNED PENISLESS. FOOLED YA.


no freal is he srs.

Edited at 2012-09-21 05:34 am (UTC)
hammersxstrings 21st-Sep-2012 05:36 am (UTC)
hinoema 21st-Sep-2012 12:32 pm (UTC)
He does the greatest "I just can't with this" faces, I swear.
rex_dart 21st-Sep-2012 05:36 am (UTC)
Well if that's the case let's have dibs. I'm claiming personal responsibility for the size of Tom Hardy's penis.
yami_no_hoshi 21st-Sep-2012 09:45 am (UTC)
Lmao
ennifer_jay 21st-Sep-2012 05:37 am (UTC)
i literally have no words
ennifer_jay 21st-Sep-2012 05:38 am (UTC)
this needs "not the onion" tag imo
panda367 21st-Sep-2012 10:46 am (UTC)
I was thinking the same thing!
stainedfeathers 21st-Sep-2012 06:00 am (UTC)
Yanno, after I stopped giggling at the absurdity of the Limbaugh quote, my first thought was "Well, this will make the TSA's job easier."
zinnia_rose 21st-Sep-2012 06:09 am (UTC)
I should probably be offended by this but I can't stop laughing long enough. Feminists are shrinking penises? How the hell would that even work? Do we go in and start lopping bits off at night? This is straight out of The Onion.

Also, LMAO at the Obama comment. I'm pretty sure Obama isn't heading a crusade against penises, seeing as he has one...
coraki 21st-Sep-2012 06:28 am (UTC)
Feminists are shrinking penises? How the hell would that even work?

Like Sheldon Cooper in "Big Bang Theory" trying to explode a head. Except in this case shrinking a head instead.



Edited at 2012-09-21 06:30 am (UTC)
othellia 21st-Sep-2012 06:13 am (UTC)
You know... when your serious conspiracy theories end up being on the same level as Black Dynamite plot points, you need to take a step back and look at your life, look at your choices.
mercystars 21st-Sep-2012 07:33 am (UTC)
lmfao i thought that sounded familiar!
compost75 21st-Sep-2012 06:26 am (UTC)
FINALLY! A Limbaugh moment that will get the response he deserves. Laughter. Contemptuous laughter.

Limbaugh is always ridiculous, but his moments are usually so vile and hateful that the ridicule gets lost in the outrage.

This one should get everyone tweeting him, asking how tiny his penis is today.
ljtaylor 21st-Sep-2012 06:39 am (UTC)
Is Limbaugh actually a conservative or just a really, really enterprising troll? He must know this shit is ridiculous - and that he has a large, gullible listening base :/
lovedforaday 21st-Sep-2012 07:16 am (UTC)
he has claimed that he says ridiculous stuff to purposely get the attention of the media and sites like Media Matters. i think he's definitely aware of what gets him media attention and what doesn't before he says it.
natyanayaki 21st-Sep-2012 06:51 am (UTC)
This illustrates exactly how idiotic Limbaugh is. Women now have the right not only to choose, but to test drive their men. Why would we select smaller penises (unless it's a guy with a smaller penis, who knows how to use it and is willing to use a strap-on on occasion?). Us feminazis want to be satisfied after all, and for many of us who are straight, size matters. One would think that with female choice, men would have to be larger, just like lionesses tend to choose the larger, thicker, darker manes or peahens tend to choose the larger, more colorful tail.

Oh wait, Limbaugh never learned about evolution and how in many species (and even in humans, several studies indicate that no matter how much freedom is stolen from women, women still often find a way to choose the biological father of their children and thus choose what genetic material is passed onto the next generation.

Oh man, my mind wandered...
lovedforaday 21st-Sep-2012 07:12 am (UTC)
you can always tell when Rusty is in dire need of attention from the mainstream media. this is typical Rush being being purposely ~absurd~

Edited at 2012-09-21 07:18 am (UTC)
slander_calumny 21st-Sep-2012 07:18 am (UTC)
Yes good, the plan is working. It's not long before the primary goal of our misandric homosexual agenda will be realized.

Pretty soon all of the dick will be so small that every woman will see the light and become a lesbian. Just as we had hoped.
kitschaster 21st-Sep-2012 07:33 am (UTC)
Rush: FEMINISTS ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE AND SO IS OBAMA.

Rush Limbaugh translator says:

Rush: I NEED MORE ATTENTION AND RATINGS.

Old "feminazi" meme is old, Rush. Troll harder.

ETA: I take that back. The "feminazi" meme still gets trotted out by the misandry crowd, but he should still troll harder.

*edit for grammar

Edited at 2012-09-21 07:41 am (UTC)
zhiva_the_mage 21st-Sep-2012 07:42 am (UTC)
"The Malleus Maleficarum accuses male and female witches of infanticide, cannibalism and casting evil spells to harm their enemies as well as having the power to steal penises. It goes on to give accounts of witches committing these crimes."
seasight 21st-Sep-2012 08:16 am (UTC)



not the onion?
encircleme 21st-Sep-2012 08:45 am (UTC)
perfect gif
ojuzu 21st-Sep-2012 08:34 am (UTC)
Glad to know all this feminazi stuff I've been doing is accomplishing something concrete.
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