Limbaugh: Penises now ’10 percent smaller’ and shrinking because of ‘feminazis’
10:42 pm - 09/20/2012Rush Limbaugh on Thursday lashed out at feminists — who he called “feminazis” — over the news that male genitalia are shrinking.
The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors.
But Limbaugh wasn’t buying that explanation.
“I think it’s feminism,” he declared. “If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.”
“Give ‘em time and they’ll blame Bush. But air pollution vs. feminazis? Ha!”
In 2009, Limbaugh worried that the Center for Disease Control was considering a proposal to encourage circumcision for all baby boys.
“If we need to save our penises from anybody, it’s Obama,” he said at the time.
In other possibly unrelated penis news, IO9 reported on Thursday that doctors have been recently struggling with how to treat Koro Syndrome, which is the irrational “fear that the genitals are shrinking, or retracting into the body, and that when they finally do disappear, you will die.”
Listen to this audio from The Rush Limbaugh Show via Media Matters, broadcast Sept. 20, 2012
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lol y'all~ lock ya doors Obama is coming for our penises!!
In other possibly unrelated penis news, IO9 reported on Thursday that doctors have been recently struggling with how to treat Koro Syndrome, which is the irrational “fear that the genitals are shrinking, or retracting into the body, and that when they finally do disappear, you will die."
While vaguely related to the story, I don't know why they had to stick this in with the Limbaugh stuff.
Also just to clarify, I 'm joking, and I don't think all men are evil and deserve to have their penises shrunk. Only some of them.
Edited at 2012-09-21 05:33 am (UTC)
I look forward to that day.
PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS ACTUALLY PLANNED PENISLESS. FOOLED YA.
no freal is he srs.
Edited at 2012-09-21 05:34 am (UTC)
Also, LMAO at the Obama comment. I'm pretty sure Obama isn't heading a crusade against penises, seeing as he has one...
Like Sheldon Cooper in "Big Bang Theory" trying to explode a head. Except in this case shrinking a head instead.
Edited at 2012-09-21 06:30 am (UTC)
Limbaugh is always ridiculous, but his moments are usually so vile and hateful that the ridicule gets lost in the outrage.
This one should get everyone tweeting him, asking how tiny his penis is today.
Oh wait, Limbaugh never learned about evolution and how in many species (and even in humans, several studies indicate that no matter how much freedom is stolen from women, women still often find a way to choose the biological father of their children and thus choose what genetic material is passed onto the next generation.
Oh man, my mind wandered...
Edited at 2012-09-21 07:18 am (UTC)
Pretty soon all of the dick will be so small that every woman will see the light and become a lesbian. Just as we had hoped.
Rush Limbaugh translator says:
Rush: I NEED MORE ATTENTION AND RATINGS.
Old "feminazi" meme is old, Rush. Troll harder.
ETA: I take that back. The "feminazi" meme still gets trotted out by the misandry crowd, but he should still troll harder.
*edit for grammar
Edited at 2012-09-21 07:41 am (UTC)
not the onion?