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jslayeruk 17th-Jan-2013 10:18 pm (UTC)
A man was sitting on his balcony when he heard a radio broadcast telling of a high risk of flash flooding in his town, and the council was preparing buses to get people out of town to safety. But the man said, "I will put my faith in God and pray that he will save me".

The rains came, and the waters began to rise. Emergency fire crews came down the street in a boat, checking the houses for people who hadn't made it to the buses. They told the man to get into the boat for safety. But the man said, "I will put my faith in God and pray that he will save me".

The waters continued to rise, and soon the man was spotted on his balcony by a passing rescue helicopter. The rescue team threw down a rope ladder and told the man to come aboard so they could take him away to safety. But the man said, "I will put my faith in God and pray that he will save me".

The waters still rose, and the man drowned.

Reaching the afterlife, he met with God and asked him, "why did I die Lord? I have been a righteous man and have always put my faith in you. Why didn't you save me?"

God replied to him, "I sent you a radio broadcast, a boat and a helicopter."

MORAL: Believing in prayer shouldn't stop you from doing what you can, jackass.
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