KKK Supports Obama12:05 pm - 02/09/2008
White Christian Supremacist group the Klu Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to
be the next President of the United States of America.
Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard
exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch"
This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever
publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency.
KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting
the black presidential candidate.
Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has
donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund.
"The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama
fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid
from Africa before I vote for Hillary."
"A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be
president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better
than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"
Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan's Headquarters and
the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American
To be honest, I'm not sure what to think about this.
Mods- sorry, didnt realize I posted it twice
Edit: okay so it isnt real, but what if it was?