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White Christian Supremacist group the Klu Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to
be the next President of the United States of America.

Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard
exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch"
as President.

This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever
publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency.

KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting
the black presidential candidate.

Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has
donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund.

"The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama
fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid
from Africa before I vote for Hillary."

"A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be
president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better
than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"

Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan's Headquarters and
the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American


To be honest, I'm not sure what to think about this.
Mods- sorry, didnt realize I posted it twice

Edit: okay so it isnt real, but what if it was?
msclairvoyant 9th-Feb-2008 07:15 pm (UTC)
jonnium 9th-Feb-2008 07:18 pm (UTC)
chiss 9th-Feb-2008 07:18 pm (UTC)
...neither would I, if it wasn't a joke site. o_O
floopy3 9th-Feb-2008 07:18 pm (UTC)
Okay... that's a joke, right?
ghostfoul 9th-Feb-2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
WTF? :\
bluetooth16 9th-Feb-2008 07:20 pm (UTC)
This has to be some kind of prank!
1stcomesthefall 9th-Feb-2008 07:22 pm (UTC)
LOL that makes NO sense but hey, they're votes so whatever.

Oh it's the dailysquib! lol

Edited at 2008-02-09 07:23 pm (UTC)
melhime 9th-Feb-2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
If this were real I'd say, "What kind of fuckery is this?!"

since I hardly believe it, I guess it's not really necessary.
natscookiejar 9th-Feb-2008 07:27 pm (UTC)
wait, is this real?
chiss 9th-Feb-2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
teamdowney 9th-Feb-2008 07:40 pm (UTC)
masb1987 9th-Feb-2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
LOL! I was so confused, untl I checked the source.

Randomly, does this remind anyone else of that Dave Chappelle thing where he was the blind black KKK member?
chiss 9th-Feb-2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
That was the first thing I thought of!

"Did he just call us NIGGERS?"
"...allriiiight!! *highfive*"
squid_ink 9th-Feb-2008 07:52 pm (UTC)

that segment was hilarious

I miss Charlie Murphy
pochaccoyoly 9th-Feb-2008 08:49 pm (UTC)
That's exactly what I told my husband when I read it to him.
mlfoley 9th-Feb-2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
mistressemi 9th-Feb-2008 07:43 pm (UTC)
This would be hilarious if it were real.
squid_ink 9th-Feb-2008 07:52 pm (UTC)
I take this as a big plus for Clinton.

I'm sure Obama will ignore this endorsement (I'm sure hes cringing inside, albeit for a minute. I'm sure he's got better things on his plate and not enough time )
slutbaginator 9th-Feb-2008 08:22 pm (UTC)
it's not real
squid_ink 9th-Feb-2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
yea I checked the source
chimbleysweep 9th-Feb-2008 07:54 pm (UTC)
Ahahaahah that sign. I wish it looked a little real.
chiss 9th-Feb-2008 08:01 pm (UTC)
okay so it isnt real, but what if it was?

I would think, "hey, the KKK are being stupid cuntrags again", then click off the page. And go get myself a bagel, probably.
heartbeatfast 9th-Feb-2008 08:18 pm (UTC)
Omg before I figured out this wasn't real I was SO SCARED. Not that anyone would be like OOOH THE KKK LOVE OBAMA, SO SHOULD I!

The KKK freak me the hell out. Like more than any other organization ever probably.
mareeana 9th-Feb-2008 08:32 pm (UTC)
fizzy_pepsi 9th-Feb-2008 08:50 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha omg. BEAUTIFUL
another_grl 9th-Feb-2008 08:51 pm (UTC)
LOL at the Obama fans who were like, "Well, that means more votes!" I know this is a joke, but honestly... no candidate wants to be associated with this terrorist organization.
blitzkriegkc 9th-Feb-2008 09:56 pm (UTC)
good god, that was a frightening read.
a_model_citizen 9th-Feb-2008 10:58 pm (UTC)
lmaaaaaao, this made my day
randomneses 9th-Feb-2008 11:43 pm (UTC)

That would be unsettling and hilarious if it were true.
cleophite 10th-Feb-2008 02:08 am (UTC)
Grand Turk Cletus Monroe??

monkey_kong 10th-Feb-2008 02:57 am (UTC)
Makes me think of the episode of south park where the KKK pretends they're for changing the flag, because whatever they support everyone will vote against.

And I agree with thecityofdis. At this point, anything could be true.
priscellie 11th-Feb-2008 12:13 am (UTC)
*snickers* Oh man, if it had been real... I can imagine the macros. "White Supremacy: You're doing it wrong."
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