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Some say chocolate is better than sex ...

8:48 pm - 05/18/2009
The Snickers bar has a new sibling, and it's a girl.


She's sexual, uninhibited — and only 85 calories. The "Fling" is the first new chocolate bar Mars has introduced in more than 20 years.

Wrapped in a shiny pink and sliver package, this delicate "chocolate finger" is intended for women. The word "finger" is an industry term for a long, slim confection, Mars spokesman Ryan Bowling says, but with ads that invite you to "Pleasure yourself" in pink lettering, consumers might come to other conclusions.

The tag line on the package is "Naughty, but not that naughty." A TV spot starts with what looks like strangers having sex in a store dressing room. Currently the candy bar can be bought only California and online, but if all goes well, Mars is hoping women will be having Flings all across the country. But is this hyper-feminine, hyper-sexualized marketing coming on too strong?

"The overall campaign feels weird," Lisa Johnson says. "It feels creepy." Johnson is the co-author of Don't Think Pink: What Really Makes Women Buy — and How to Increase Your Share of This Crucial Market. She describes the marketing as a "full-frontal attack."

"The language of it has so much sexual innuendo, you could pack it into a trashy novel." Johnson says marketers are taking the connection women often make between chocolate and sensuality too literally. "There are other things you can do that can hit this note without banging on it."

Bowling says the campaign has been received well so far. Whether the Fling will keep calling itself a "finger," however, remains to be seen.



I don't know what to think about this!



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chimbleysweep 19th-May-2009 02:08 am (UTC)
Look, when I want a fucking candy bar, I want a fucking candy bar. I WANT SOME LENGTH AND GIRTH OR IT JUST ISN'T ENOUGH.

Yeah.
ladypolitik 19th-May-2009 02:15 am (UTC)
icwydt.
theseremnants 19th-May-2009 02:15 am (UTC)
I WANT SOME LENGTH AND GIRTH OR IT JUST ISN'T ENOUGH.

I WANT SOME LENGTH AND GIRTH OR IT JUST ISN'T ENOUGH.

I WANT SOME LENGTH AND GIRTH OR IT JUST ISN'T ENOUGH.


This ad just doesn't fucking get women at all!

Edited at 2009-05-19 02:15 am (UTC)
dayumsam 19th-May-2009 02:16 am (UTC)
LOL A+
box_in_the_box 19th-May-2009 02:17 am (UTC)
AND YOU ALSO PREFER IT TO BE DARK BROWN, AMIRITE???
misadventurelad 19th-May-2009 02:37 am (UTC)
This.

I NEED SOMETHING TO WRAP MY LIPS AROUND AND SWALLOW FOR REAL.
ecaterin 19th-May-2009 03:23 am (UTC)
OMG, YOU LITERALLY MADE ME CHOKE ON MY REFRIED BEANS!!!!

ITA - a candy bar should be really really really BIG, or I'm not interested. Gimme gimme gimme!
turtleyurtle1 MMMmmmm19th-May-2009 05:08 am (UTC)
And I like nuts. NOM
celtic_thistle 19th-May-2009 05:10 pm (UTC)
lol oic
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