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SURE I MEAN WE HAVE TO GET GOG AND MAGOG BUT WHAT ABOUT GOZER I MEAN THAT KEYMASTER IS COMING FOR US

3:42 pm - 08/06/2009
Incredibly, President George W. Bush told French President Jacques Chirac in early 2003 that Iraq must be invaded to thwart Gog and Magog, the Bible’s satanic agents of the Apocalypse.

Honest. This isn’t a joke. The president of the United States, in a top-secret phone call to a major European ally, asked for French troops to join American soldiers in attacking Iraq as a mission from God.

Now out of office, Chirac recounts that the American leader appealed to their “common faith” (Christianity) and told him: “Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East…. The biblical prophecies are being fulfilled…. This confrontation is willed by God, who wants to use this conflict to erase his people’s enemies before a New Age begins.”

This bizarre episode occurred while the White House was assembling its “coalition of the willing” to unleash the Iraq invasion. Chirac says he was boggled by Bush’s call and “wondered how someone could be so superficial and fanatical in their beliefs.”

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Oddly, mainstream media are ignoring this alarming revelation that Bush may have been half-cracked when he started his Iraq war. My own paper, The Charleston Gazette in West Virginia, is the only U.S. newspaper to report it so far. Canada’s Toronto Star recounted the story, calling it a “stranger-than-fiction disclosure … which suggests that apocalyptic fervor may have held sway within the walls of the White House.” Fortunately, online commentary sites are spreading the news, filling the press void.

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It’s awkward to say openly, but now-departed President Bush is a religious crackpot, an ex-drunk of small intellect who “got saved.” He never should have been entrusted with the power to start wars.

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Now, added to the other suspicions, comes the goofy possibility that abstruse, supernatural, idiotic, laughable Bible prophecies were a factor. This casts an ominous pall over the needless war that has killed more than four thousand young Americans and cost U.S. taxpayers perhaps $1 trillion.

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varookamcsalt 6th-Aug-2009 08:17 pm (UTC)
If someone asks if your a GOD...YOU SAY YES!
elegantenigma 6th-Aug-2009 08:27 pm (UTC)
Aim for the flattop!
randomneses 6th-Aug-2009 08:19 pm (UTC)
I can't even get angry at this because I'm giggling too hard. This is so whack. I need more Barney news to counteract this crazy.
trojanchick99 6th-Aug-2009 08:19 pm (UTC)
WHAT THE FUCK! I try not to think about the shrub anymore, but damn if this doesn't just get me all pissed off again. So we sacrifice thousands of lives because of WHO? So. Much. Anger.
angi_is_altered 6th-Aug-2009 08:22 pm (UTC)
O_o
bord_du_rasoir 6th-Aug-2009 08:22 pm (UTC)
(source seems like it may be just a bit partisan

Council of Secular Humanism seem biased? Nooooo.

Yea, I googled around; I ain't buying it just yet.
mylaptopisevil 6th-Aug-2009 08:43 pm (UTC)
hah, i know. but since I was taking the "i see why those ads would be confrontational" in another post, I figured I could downplay how clearly biased the source was so prevent people from arguing that I'm being horribly anti-atheist or something.
aujourlejour 6th-Aug-2009 08:22 pm (UTC)
the bush insider stories are getting increasingly bizarre. i can't wait to see what's going to come out over the years.
devil_ad_vocate 6th-Aug-2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
Wouldn't it be great if the Rapture turned out to be REAL, and Bush was the only one 'left behind'?
generationlol 6th-Aug-2009 08:25 pm (UTC)
Gog & Magog makes me think of Aragog.

I'm reading American Wife, and I hope it's all true.
zestylime 6th-Aug-2009 08:26 pm (UTC)
misatojaganshi 6th-Aug-2009 08:53 pm (UTC)
lol A+ gif usages
dearmisterecho 6th-Aug-2009 08:28 pm (UTC)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
bib_specialist 6th-Aug-2009 08:33 pm (UTC)
He was misheard; he was actually saying that Mr. Magoo was a satanic agent.
devil_ad_vocate 6th-Aug-2009 09:06 pm (UTC)
WE HAVE A WINNER! :D
mylaptopisevil 6th-Aug-2009 08:44 pm (UTC)
I'm hoping a much less biased source helps confirm. Truth be told, I see this is possible what with the covers those military reports had.
acmeeoy 6th-Aug-2009 08:41 pm (UTC)
Incredibly, President George W. Bush told French President Jacques Chirac in early 2003 that Iraq must be invaded to thwart Gog and Magog, the Bible’s satanic agents of the Apocalypse.

I THOUGHT THE ANTICHRIST WAS AN INEFFECTUAL LONER! I DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD BUDDIES!

...is there AntiChrist/Gog/Magog threesomes?
worldmage 6th-Aug-2009 08:42 pm (UTC)
If it's from a top seekrit phone call how did this random group I've never heard of find out about it? (Edit: nvm this part. Sleep deprivation is apparently strongly correlated with reading comprehension fail.)

Now I'm the first person ready to believe Bush is cuckoo for cocoa puffs, but this just smells fishy to me.

Edited at 2009-08-06 08:45 pm (UTC)
chaobell 6th-Aug-2009 08:45 pm (UTC)
Whether real or fake, my initial reaction stands:

wiser_9 7th-Aug-2009 12:18 am (UTC)
Jooooooohn. <3
ixtasis 6th-Aug-2009 08:47 pm (UTC)
That sounds like a pretty fair assessment. One thing that is completely incomprehensible to me is that anyone would like Bush. I mean, I can see why people like Obama, he has charm and sophistication.
popehippo 6th-Aug-2009 09:03 pm (UTC)
My god, you're right.

YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

All these feelings of agreeing with his policies, standing behind his platform, all that researching into what he was going to do and how... DAMN, MY BRAIN FUNCTIONS OF LOGIC AND BELIEF WERE ALL TRICKED BY THAT CRAFTY OBAMA.

But hey. I'm under 35. Doesn't count, right?
worldmage 6th-Aug-2009 08:50 pm (UTC)
Here's the Toronto Star article mentioned. Apparently Chirac is quoted as confirming the statement in a new book by French journalist Jean-Claude Maurice.

That's at least SOME outside confirmation.

(Edited to clarify what I meant. Being tired makes fact checking a lot more annoying for some reason.)

Edited at 2009-08-06 08:52 pm (UTC)
gmth 6th-Aug-2009 08:54 pm (UTC)
No idea if this is real or fake, but it certainly falls into the "I wouldn't put it past him" school of thought.
brewsternorth 6th-Aug-2009 09:03 pm (UTC)
Same here. If he'd been in conversation with a preacher who was using that sort of language, it wouldn't be out-of-character of him to mention it to anyone in hearing...
theartema 6th-Aug-2009 09:05 pm (UTC)
Even with the biased source, I'm still... ugh. I can see it. :/ I've known people like that- give a few of christianity's uber-neocons a bunch of power like the White House and they'd be off on a Holy Quest quicker than you can say "Beezlebub". :/
shirozora 6th-Aug-2009 09:07 pm (UTC)
i'm not surprised

which makes me sad
box_in_the_box HOLY SHIT NOT MAGOG6th-Aug-2009 09:09 pm (UTC)


THANK GOD THAT MENACE WAS AVERTED

I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING OBAMA INVADING THE OFFICES OF DC COMICS TO STOP GEOFF JOHNS FROM WRITING ANY MORE SUPERBOY PRIME STORIES

mylaptopisevil Re: HOLY SHIT NOT MAGOG6th-Aug-2009 09:31 pm (UTC)
BUT DOESN'T MAGOG KILL THE JOKER IN KINGDOM COME OH MY LORD AND IF OBAMA IS THE JOKER......

GEORGE BUSH WANTED TO SAVE OBAMA
mr_spivens 6th-Aug-2009 09:15 pm (UTC)
Just for the record, the names Gog and Magog sound just as silly in Hebrew and Aramaic as they do in English.
empath_eia 6th-Aug-2009 09:33 pm (UTC)
I hope this is true first and foremost because I don't want the Council to be liars (I'm a secular humanist).

After that, I hope it's not, because then I would have to cry for all the soldiers who died because their glorious leader was batshit insane.
eversofar 6th-Aug-2009 09:33 pm (UTC)
What is this I don't even
ruby_stevens 6th-Aug-2009 09:34 pm (UTC)
But what about The Golden Army? Did he have a plan for that? Hmm?
popehippo 6th-Aug-2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
WE DON'T NEED NO PLAN FOR THAT.



The BPRD is on the case.
erunamiryene 6th-Aug-2009 09:50 pm (UTC)
/siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

That's about all I can do at this point when it comes to anything new about that "administration".
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