Obama Will Access Your Bank Account and Shut Down The Airports So You Cant Leave

RUSH: Scott in Los Angeles, hi, sir, great you're here.

CALLER: Hey, how are you doing? Listen, of all the scary things in this health care bill, Rush, the scariest thing is this: The government, if this passes, will be able to go into your bank account or anybody's bank account -- I just read this last night -- anybody's bank account, take the money out to fund this monstrosity. Did you know that?

RUSH: Yes. I have reported on it. Direct deposit access to every individual's bank account.

CALLER: If that happens, Rush, I'm leaving the country. That is the most egregious --

RUSH: Good luck getting out. Good luck getting out. They will shut the airports.

CALLER: That is the most egregious thing in this entire bill for me is to go into my account and take out my money.

RUSH: Well, theoretically it's to make sure you pay for whatever treatment they decide you deserve.

CALLER: I don't care. Why don't you come into my house? Why doesn't the government come into my house and take my jewelry and pay with that. It's the same thing.

RUSH: Shhh, shhh-shhh, shhh-shhh.

CALLER: Sorry.

RUSH: Bad enough as it is. Don't give them any more ideas.

CALLER: (laughing).

RUSH: He's right, folks, he's right. That is in the House bill. You think that's the worst thing in it. I'm not arguing with you, but there are things that are a greater abomination than that. I mean, this bill determines, the government's going to determine who lives and dies. They are going to fund abortions and they are going to be for euthanasia on the back end. Anyway, Scott, I appreciate the phone call.

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zestylime 6th-Aug-2009 10:07 pm (UTC)

do these fuckers even understand the term "direct deposit"

box_in_the_box 6th-Aug-2009 10:14 pm (UTC)

HOLY SHIT I KNOW RIGHT

HOW DO YOU LIVE IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND NOT GET THAT

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helders 6th-Aug-2009 11:50 pm (UTC)

right? it is SO well done. Obama's head looks really good on that random rapper.

Edited at 2009-08-06 11:51 pm (UTC)

ahtefeh 6th-Aug-2009 10:08 pm (UTC)

;____; OH NOES I'M SCARED

ninius 6th-Aug-2009 10:14 pm (UTC)

Iconnn

om nom nom Mr Thornton

assula 6th-Aug-2009 10:09 pm (UTC)

This is getting so fucking ridiculous.

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lindz04 6th-Aug-2009 10:12 pm (UTC)

Direct deposit access... like, they can put money into your account? Okay. This guy seems to be confusing it with withdrawal. O_o

univgurl 6th-Aug-2009 11:55 pm (UTC)

It's easy to do when you're pulling info out of your ass.

potatoboat 6th-Aug-2009 10:13 pm (UTC)

when is he going to start enslaving the white folks?
that's why i voted for him!

trojanchick99 6th-Aug-2009 10:18 pm (UTC)

Would I only be half enslaved or none since I'm obviously brown? Either wait, I can't wait ;)

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worldmage 6th-Aug-2009 10:13 pm (UTC)

Oh, go DIAF, Rush. Seriously.

In more important news, that gif has me LMAO IRL! XDD

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hourglasscreate 6th-Aug-2009 10:13 pm (UTC)

I don't get this. I understand paranoia that X or Y monstrosity might happen. But I really don't understand lying and saying that X or Y monstrosity actually is happening.

new_wave_witch 6th-Aug-2009 10:28 pm (UTC)

It's more effective and it's brought to you by Cardinal Rush the Unquestionable.

nikoel 6th-Aug-2009 10:14 pm (UTC)

I just don't understand how Rush keeps getting away with this shit.

luno 6th-Aug-2009 10:27 pm (UTC)

He's protected by an ablative layer of fat and lies.

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schexyschteve 6th-Aug-2009 10:15 pm (UTC)

But it's direct DEPOSIT, not direct withdrawal.

And damnit, when is he gonna start enslaving the white people? I really don't wanna go back to school in September. A vacation would be nice.

spoontweet 6th-Aug-2009 10:17 pm (UTC)

I KNOW!

Can I just be enslaved already? This LSAT prep is killing me.

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ubiquitous_a 6th-Aug-2009 10:15 pm (UTC)

Oh, FFS.

lu_shuang 6th-Aug-2009 10:19 pm (UTC)

I mean, I know us liberals were pretty butthurt about Bush, but were we anywhere near this bad about it?

nikoel 6th-Aug-2009 10:20 pm (UTC)

I swear no one was as crazy as this. Besides, we had plenty of ACTUAL concerns to talk about since Bush really was taking away our rights.

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spentayearinla 6th-Aug-2009 10:19 pm (UTC)

Hahahahahahaha.

nikoel 6th-Aug-2009 10:19 pm (UTC)

And for the record: I choose Obama over Rush's and the rest of the GOP's idea of what "saving America" entails.

meran_flash 6th-Aug-2009 10:22 pm (UTC)

I didn't even read the article. I just came in to laugh at the guy with the stack of bills on his head.

popehippo 6th-Aug-2009 10:28 pm (UTC)

How did I not even notice that, omg. *dies*

new_wave_witch 6th-Aug-2009 10:25 pm (UTC)

I read this and I think of my cousin, in her 60s, who listens to Rush every day and is a big fan but isn't very internet savvy. I wonder how much of Rush's fandom she exemplifies. How many people take what he says as gospel truth simply because they are a conservative Republican, they are a fan, and they really have no means of double checking this bullshit.

ruinedromantic 6th-Aug-2009 10:47 pm (UTC)

this is what is so scary to me about Rush.

flirflir 6th-Aug-2009 10:25 pm (UTC)

lol oh lawd

thedastardfunk 6th-Aug-2009 10:27 pm (UTC)

evilgmbethy 6th-Aug-2009 10:28 pm (UTC)

these people are fucking retarded

filbypott 6th-Aug-2009 11:01 pm (UTC)

Let's not insult the mentally challenged, now.

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escherichiacola 6th-Aug-2009 10:28 pm (UTC)

Appropriate icon, OP.

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ruinedromantic 6th-Aug-2009 10:42 pm (UTC)

;-)

empath_eia 6th-Aug-2009 10:29 pm (UTC)

No.

luno 6th-Aug-2009 10:29 pm (UTC)

That .gif can't really be of Obama, you see. He's wearing a cross (two, even!) and isn't spontaneously bursting into flames.

free_spoons 6th-Aug-2009 10:31 pm (UTC)

I can't wait to live in a world where I'm enslaved and other people pay for my forced abortions!

volksjager 6th-Aug-2009 10:32 pm (UTC)

As funny as that is... the problem with a 12,000 page document that no one can claim have read,you can make up whatever you want about it. Unless the concepts are made simple this will be the hardest selling point to overcome.