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Sens. Craig and Vitter team up to co-sponsor Marriage Protection Amendment



Larry Craig and David Vitter — “two United States Senators implicated in extramarital sexual activity” — have named themselves as co-sponsors of S.J. Res. 43, the Marriage Protection Amendment. If passed, the bill would amend the Constitution to declare that marriage “shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.”

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[info]likespring 28th-Jun-2008 08:51 pm (UTC)
Oh, STFU and STFD, Larry Craig.

But be sure not to tap your toes.
[info]guard_the_cards 28th-Jun-2008 08:53 pm (UTC)
This makes me sick. Why the hell should the legal institution of marriage be homophobic. I don't care about what people believe personally, or if a church refuses to marry someone, but the nationalized institutionalization of this would disgust me.
[info]quinatorte 28th-Jun-2008 10:38 pm (UTC)
Because gays are baby-eating sinners who cause tsunamis and Hurricane Katrina and global warming, and letting them marry is like letting Hitler run a country, obviously.
[info]thewoman_76 28th-Jun-2008 08:55 pm (UTC)
WTF! oh hell no!
[info]potatoboat quote from the source28th-Jun-2008 08:56 pm (UTC)
Of course Craig wants gay marriage outlawed - if gay people could marry, they'd be less likely to be looking for sex in bathrooms, and where would that leave Larry?

LOL


[info]goes_kaboom Re: quote from the source29th-Jun-2008 04:33 am (UTC)
Oh snap hahaha
[info]funkyfresh23 28th-Jun-2008 08:57 pm (UTC)
pot. meet. kettle
[info]___closetome 30th-Jun-2008 06:59 am (UTC)
[info]yep_i_am_dennis 28th-Jun-2008 09:00 pm (UTC)
I can't stop laughing at this! They have a lot of balls to protect the "sanctity" of marriage when they couldn't even do that in their own marriages!
[info]afterglowings 28th-Jun-2008 09:00 pm (UTC)
Oh, the "Marriage Protection" Amendment. It's just too easy.
[info]cococolbert 28th-Jun-2008 09:03 pm (UTC)
fucking hypocrites run our country
[info]boogabooga_xx 28th-Jun-2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
Ug. This stuff..I can't even come up with a coherent response anymore, besides Diediedie.
[info]squid_ink 28th-Jun-2008 09:10 pm (UTC)
Oh the laughs. These two should go on the road together.
[info]celtic_thistle 28th-Jun-2008 09:26 pm (UTC)
So typical. XD
[info]peebs1701 28th-Jun-2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
Gotta love America where the ruling elite says "ERA? Hell no! Ban gay marriage? Hell yes!"
[info]dayumsam 28th-Jun-2008 09:54 pm (UTC)
what I don't understand is WHY when these amendments are on the ballot, people vote overwhelmingly in favor of them. It's not like the proposal is "are you gay?" and the options are "I ain't no homo!" and "ohhh, gurl!" It's asking if you support taking away to OPPORTUNITY for equal rights.

it's not like gay marriage is legal in some but three states. BANNING something that's not even legal in the first place is just uncalled for.
[info]goes_kaboom 29th-Jun-2008 04:34 am (UTC)
HAHHAA I just loled so hard at "ohhhh, gurl"

That should be an option on EVERY ballot. EVERY ONE.
[info]___closetome 30th-Jun-2008 06:58 am (UTC)
i loled too
[info]alice_curiouser 28th-Jun-2008 10:31 pm (UTC)
The mind. It boggles.
[info]girlacademic 29th-Jun-2008 02:41 am (UTC)
Love your icon. Could I use it if I credit you?
[info]alice_curiouser 29th-Jun-2008 02:42 am (UTC)
Help yourself :)
[info]quinatorte 28th-Jun-2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
*headdesk*

Yes, "defend the sanctity of marriage" when you can't keep your dicks in your pants, gentlemen. That's the spirit.
[info]cosmologists 28th-Jun-2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
The jokes write themselves.
[info]wits 28th-Jun-2008 11:16 pm (UTC)
“Marriage shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.”

...and maybe another woman. and a man from an airport bathroom. oh and a hooker.

Edited at 2008-06-28 11:16 pm (UTC)
[info]intotheaether 29th-Jun-2008 12:01 am (UTC)
He was just tapdancing! Leave him alone!

The other two are okay since at least they were heterosexual affairs.
[info]quinatorte 29th-Jun-2008 01:44 am (UTC)
Shhh, he just has a wide stance :(
[info]jigglemypuff 29th-Jun-2008 01:20 am (UTC)
Because these two know so much about Marriage to begin with.
[info]crazyventures 29th-Jun-2008 01:48 am (UTC)
HAHAHA.

If my husband was in politics and involved in a sex scandal and expected me to stand by him like a mute Stepford Wife I would laugh...and then tell him to watch out in case I went all Lorena Bobbit on his ass when he was sleeping.
[info]igiveyoumylife 29th-Jun-2008 03:31 am (UTC)
hilarious
[info]___closetome 29th-Jun-2008 04:08 am (UTC)
[info]kaikaii 29th-Jun-2008 05:08 pm (UTC)
their love of felching probably brought them together to support this beautiful piece of legislation
[info]___closetome 30th-Jun-2008 07:00 am (UTC)
Way to beat a dead horse, guys.
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