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The Date: 14 Julliet 1789



The Bastille, that mighty symbol of royal might, is being stormed by a revolutionary mob!

Louis and Marie Antoinette are nowhere to be found, cowards that they are! Just look at the excess, the depravity of their court!*



LIBERTE! EGALITE! FRATERNITAE!


</i>n/b, I may have made up some or all of that French. The fashions in the picture are more consistent with the 1770s than late 1780s, but I think it gets the point across.

Marie Antoinette picture from fashiontweet.net; the Bastille picture should be in the public domain.

When you comment on this post, pretend it's 14 July 1789 and you are French!</i>
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winniechili 14th-Jul-2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
That bitch told me to eat cake, and I did. But it was German chocolate instead of Devil's Food, I was so mad.
t3h_toby_chan 14th-Jul-2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
I have no bread. :(
watchsnowfall 14th-Jul-2010 08:54 pm (UTC)
A+
cupcakery 14th-Jul-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
Vive la révolution!

"Qu'ils mangent de la brioche," pfft.

Edited at 2010-07-14 04:48 pm (UTC)
saramiskismet 14th-Jul-2010 04:49 pm (UTC)
Le royauté devra rembourser tout ce que les Français ont souffert par leur faute!
cupcakery 14th-Jul-2010 04:52 pm (UTC)
Qu'on leur coupe la tête!
nagasasu 14th-Jul-2010 04:51 pm (UTC)
L'autricienne! Take down the Swiss soldiers and free our men! Finally, French class comes in handy. ok, so there were just rich people in the Bastille, but they didn't know that....
trf_chan 14th-Jul-2010 07:31 pm (UTC)
Wellll, they didn't storm the Bastille to free the prisoners inside (all seven of them!); they stormed it to take its weapons. :D

Edited at 2010-07-14 07:31 pm (UTC)
quizzicalsphinx 14th-Jul-2010 04:51 pm (UTC)
Peasants to the left, aristocratic over-privileged nobility to the right. Let's settle this with pitchforks.
ididthatonce 14th-Jul-2010 05:18 pm (UTC)
WE FIGHT LIKE FRENCHMEN.

WE FIGHT WITH BAGUETTES.
chipuni 14th-Jul-2010 04:51 pm (UTC)
Off with their heads!
sadisticsidhe 14th-Jul-2010 04:54 pm (UTC)
...

Je ne parle pas anglais.
spottacus2 14th-Jul-2010 05:05 pm (UTC)
Ils envahissent la Bastille! Vive la révolution!

I apologize if any of that is wrong, I'm still learning D:
mcpreacher 14th-Jul-2010 04:54 pm (UTC)
my calves look incredible!
4eyedblonde 14th-Jul-2010 07:36 pm (UTC)
YESSSSSS
xica_s 14th-Jul-2010 04:55 pm (UTC)
But I'm le tired...
saramiskismet 14th-Jul-2010 04:56 pm (UTC)
Then take a nap
THEN FIRE THE STOLEN CANNONS
poetic_pixie_13 14th-Jul-2010 04:56 pm (UTC)
I still have no goddamned bread. While the boys down the street are ditching their culottes and trying to play philosopher I have a family to feed.
ididthatonce 14th-Jul-2010 05:17 pm (UTC)
Je suis en train de rire en haut voix.
yunghustlaz 14th-Jul-2010 04:58 pm (UTC)
I call dibs on Maximilien Robespierre.

I'm gonna behead so many of your counter-revolutionary sons of a bitches
lesket 14th-Jul-2010 05:07 pm (UTC)
S'il-vous-plait faites attention à ne pas déchirer ma chemise, je l'ai payé ₣40 le weekend passé.
lesket 14th-Jul-2010 05:01 pm (UTC)
Qu'est-ce qui se passe? On est foutu!
herocountry 14th-Jul-2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
LMFAO
free_spoons 14th-Jul-2010 05:03 pm (UTC)
I need some bread....
dwer 14th-Jul-2010 05:04 pm (UTC)
zut alors!

eh. I cannot be bothered...
brinylon 14th-Jul-2010 05:05 pm (UTC)
J'ai vu cet film de Coppola et, oui, Marie était bien adorable la dedans. Mais en réalité donc ma famille n'a pas du pain. Vive la révolution!

Edited at 2010-07-14 05:10 pm (UTC)
pennieblack 14th-Jul-2010 05:06 pm (UTC)
Do you think that the rumors about the comte de Solages are true?

Seriously, er, vraiment, you guys. That's the only reason I came along.
shenth 14th-Jul-2010 05:07 pm (UTC)
Okay so for our party in the Bastille we need each of you to contribute.

Stuff we need:

-Party hats
-Cake
-Torches
-Pitchforks
-Philosophy

Please sign up for one item.
firerosearien 14th-Jul-2010 05:11 pm (UTC)
J'ai philosophe!
sadisticsidhe 14th-Jul-2010 05:10 pm (UTC)
Oh, le singe est là-bas. Regarde! Il est sur une bicyclette, il joue du banjo, il fume une pipe. Maintenant il arrête, il lit un journal , et maintenant.
ididthatonce 14th-Jul-2010 05:15 pm (UTC)
lol.
sarlet 14th-Jul-2010 05:12 pm (UTC)
T'iz waz coming ever zince ze Zun King left the throne. D:
scolaro 14th-Jul-2010 05:14 pm (UTC)
"KEEP FIRING! SEIZE THE BASTILLE!"

setosnicegirl 14th-Jul-2010 06:10 pm (UTC)
Is that the Rose of Versailles?
ididthatonce 14th-Jul-2010 05:15 pm (UTC)
Qu'est-ce que c'est cette langue dans lequelle vous parlez?

Pourquoi est-ce je parle le francais? Je suis russe a ce point...
cupcakery 14th-Jul-2010 05:22 pm (UTC)
En raison de traduction de Google?
spottacus2 14th-Jul-2010 05:16 pm (UTC)
Enfin. Ils méritent ce longtemps!
wildcard_47 14th-Jul-2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
(peeks through window) Sacre bleu! Invaders!
wasbian 14th-Jul-2010 06:14 pm (UTC)
A+
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