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Who killed Osama Bin laden? THE POPE!!!

4:40 pm - 05/08/2011
It was more than just an answer to prayer.

A US military mission that cornered and killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan was nothing short of a miracle, said Peru's President Alan Garcia, who attributed the divine intervention to newly beatified pontiff John Paul II.

"His first miracle has been to rid the world of this incarnation of evil, this demon of hatred and criminality," the Peruvian leader said, referring to the Al-Qaeda leader.


The late John Paul II showed uncanny timing, with his miracle falling on the very same day as a Rome ceremony beatifying him.

Pope Benedict XVI on Sunday bestowed the status of "blessed" on his predecessor in front of a million people, after the Roman Catholic Church determined that John Paul had performed the necessary miracle for beatification.

Garcia said the late pontiff wasted no time in performing the second miracle needed for sainthood, making it possible for American commandos to find and kill their hated Al-Qaeda foe, whom they had hunted for the past decade.

"We hope that with his fall, that entire group that had hoped to spread terrorism throughout the world loses its importance," Garcia said.

The Peruvian leader said Sunday's assault on bin Laden's compound "should please President Barack Obama and vindicate former president George W. Bush," whose relentless pursuit of a global "war on terror" became a central focus of US foreign and military policy during his tenure.

source: Yahoo
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[info]changethemusic 8th-May-2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
nothing against the pope, but really?
[info]rauduskoivu 8th-May-2011 09:34 pm (UTC)
wat
[info]ameddlingkid 8th-May-2011 09:36 pm (UTC)
render unto caesar the things which are caesar's.
[info]shawnael 8th-May-2011 09:36 pm (UTC)
I don't know why I thought you needed three miracles to become a saint.
[info]entropius 8th-May-2011 10:09 pm (UTC)
the Rule of Three?
[info]silver_sandals 9th-May-2011 01:13 am (UTC)
Yeah, I... think so (not a Catholic!) but from what I gather, people already wanted him to be canonized way before this. #dontquotemeonthis
[info]mirhanda 8th-May-2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
Minor nitpick with the article, the Pope doesn't really "bestow" the status of blessed, it's more that the Pope acknowledges that John Paul the Great is blessed.

[info]tmlforsyth 8th-May-2011 09:51 pm (UTC)
I've always been a huge supporter of John Paul II.I didn't leave the Catholic Church until after he died, but I don't think he can get credit for this one. Then again, never underestimate a Ghost Pope :)

[info]the_laugh 9th-May-2011 12:43 am (UTC)
Just wondering...why a big support of Pope John Paul II?
[info]tmlforsyth 9th-May-2011 01:07 am (UTC)
Well, he became Pope when I was a year old, so I grew up with him as Pope, which is a huge factor I'll admit. It was also a bit of a rebellion against my mother's sixties-based Catholicism, while at the same time a way to honor the generation of my grandparents. I also admired how he fought against oppression of both kinds in his native land, and how he fought to reverse the Catholic Church's tradition of anti-semitism dating back to the Gospels, and how he helped to save the baby that was almost discarded with the bathwater during Vatican II (art, beauty, Latin, cassocks).

Sure, I now reject the beliefs I once had and I have come to disagree with many of his positions, but I see it as the way someone would disagree with their grandfather. Even when I thought he was wrong, I see his position as an honest one and not one born of hypocrisy or hatefulness.
[info]xlickety_splitx 8th-May-2011 10:16 pm (UTC)
Whatever helps him sleep at night, I guess.
[info]jasonbeast 8th-May-2011 10:22 pm (UTC)
Yeah, the assassination of the leader of a terrorist organization isn't going to help canonize JP II. Thanks for playing, try again.
[info]palsmarties 8th-May-2011 10:23 pm (UTC)
Uh, no.
[info]inquisitorial 8th-May-2011 10:27 pm (UTC)
... as a Catholic, I lol'd
[info]apocalypsos 8th-May-2011 10:38 pm (UTC)
... yeah, not so much.

Then again, attributing things that have happened to people who were a bit too dead to have had anything whatsoever to do with them could be kinda fun. So I think I'll say it was Heath Ledger who killed Osama, and that it was Oscar Wilde who gave me this cold and ruined my day, and Gary Coleman who keeps Community from getting nominated for any goddamn television awards.
[info]estasi 8th-May-2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]danyjoncew 8th-May-2011 11:08 pm (UTC)
I see people are running out of things to publish on Osama? But yeah, I remember that being the most ridiculous thing I heard last Monday, lots of people were saying that as a joke but not even Fernando Lugo would say that seriously :-p. Plus, dragging religion into this is unfortunate enough.

The Peru tag makes me sad, maybe I'll post more on their presidential election.
[info]fenris_lorsrai 9th-May-2011 01:16 am (UTC)
Please do, this makes only the fifth thing tagged "peru". :( I know some people are really bad about tagging, but there has to be some more news out there!
[info]intothenyght 8th-May-2011 11:22 pm (UTC)
Um, no.

Personally, I'd like to hear what the pope would say about that comment!
[info]stalkedbychibis 8th-May-2011 11:31 pm (UTC)
...lol, yeah, sure.
[info]doverz 8th-May-2011 11:36 pm (UTC)
LMAO, sure.
[info]smilingskull 8th-May-2011 11:54 pm (UTC)
... Battle Pope?
[info]deconstructs 10th-May-2011 02:50 am (UTC)
with an assist from axe cop!
[info]gloraelin 8th-May-2011 11:55 pm (UTC)
ok, if God was planning on helping us get rid of anyone, why would he need a pope to do it? I mean, isn't god omniscient and all-powerful?
[info]tresa_cho 9th-May-2011 01:15 am (UTC)
I was unaware that Catholicism condoned killing like that. /sarcasm
[info]schmiss 9th-May-2011 01:36 am (UTC)
I was going to say... didn't the Vatican say Catholics shouldn't be celebrating the killing?
[info]kalliope_us 9th-May-2011 01:21 am (UTC)
I don't think John Paul II would have appreciated that.
[info]mercaque 9th-May-2011 03:03 am (UTC)
I actually have a bigger problem with the beatification of John Paul II in the first place. A lot of the pedophile priest scandals happened on his watch. You can argue that maybe John Paul was blindsided by the magnitude and nature of the crimes, and honestly, I kind of understand that on some level. But if he was going to bring down the divine hammer on Osama, why not on Cardinal Law or any of the other bishops/cardinals who knowingly sent child molesters to different parishes.

I also grew up with John Paul II and had a very positive image of him when I was a kid, but in some ways that makes it worse.
[info]calimazan 9th-May-2011 10:10 am (UTC)
Agreed on that. I also grew up with him but I'm hating how everyone is pretending he was perfect when he left all those children alone. Also, Opus Dei.
[info]sparkindarkness 9th-May-2011 12:27 pm (UTC)
Agreed so much. I'm beyond tired of everyone pretending the Cawtholic church's scandals and bigotry si all Benedict. I hate benedict - bot John Paul was at least as bad - and does not deserve this sickening hero worship
[info]bestdaywelived 9th-May-2011 04:31 pm (UTC)
THANK YOU.

He's a bad man. He's not a good man. He's certainly not a saint.
[info]pavonine 9th-May-2011 03:29 am (UTC)
[info]magus_69 9th-May-2011 08:11 am (UTC)
Fuckin magnets, how do they work?
[info]wrestlingdog 9th-May-2011 08:12 am (UTC)
Photobucket
[info]poetic_pixie_13 9th-May-2011 03:46 am (UTC)
Pretty sure Jesus wouldn't be down with JP II helping kill anyone. Just sayin'.
[info]mdemvizi 9th-May-2011 05:24 am (UTC)
I am Catholic and John Paul II is my favorite pope. This is so fucking ridiculous though. Sorry Pope Benedict XVI nothing you do will make me like you.
[info]wrestlingdog 9th-May-2011 08:12 am (UTC)
macro
[info]sparkindarkness 9th-May-2011 12:28 pm (UTC)
Wow at all the people sainting John Paul when he did exactly the same evil shit as Benedict did.
[info]bestdaywelived 9th-May-2011 04:31 pm (UTC)
He was the Grand Master, if you will, of the child rape cover up.
[info]bestdaywelived 9th-May-2011 04:30 pm (UTC)
Seriously? How the fuck can they take credit for this?

I have a lot of problems with the Catholic Church. I was more than fired up enough about the issue that John Paul orchestrated the child sex abuse coverup, and would have rather let children suffer and be raped than his church get a bad rep for its bad acting.
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