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Red Meat: Vanity Fair’s Official 2012 Republican Beefcake Calendar

10:22 pm - 12/26/2011
Red Meat: Vanity Fair’s Official 2012 Republican Beefcake Calendar

Is it hot in here or is it just…G.O.P.? Regard, the right-wing dreamboats selected out of veritable dozens for our second annual pinup calendar. (See our first here.) We’ve included sexy biographical information so you can better score one of these elder married statesmen for yourself. There’s an elephant in the room and it’s our feelings! Are we blushing? Our face, and ballot, is all red!
Plus: Click here to download a printable version for your high-school locker or mini-fridge.

Links out to the slide show (probably NSFW)
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zombieroadtrip 27th-Dec-2011 09:18 am (UTC)
I cannot unsee any of that
moonecho 27th-Dec-2011 09:23 am (UTC)
We'll need this.
schmiss 27th-Dec-2011 09:38 am (UTC)
leviicorpus 27th-Dec-2011 09:44 am (UTC)
superfan1 27th-Dec-2011 09:56 am (UTC)


I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight. I take some bleach please.
beoweasel 27th-Dec-2011 10:45 am (UTC)


mentalguru 27th-Dec-2011 05:26 pm (UTC)
MTE Twilight.
zeonchar 27th-Dec-2011 11:35 am (UTC)
Some of the worst photoshop manips I've ever seen.
evilgmbethy 27th-Dec-2011 12:34 pm (UTC)


though the Rick Perry one did make me laugh really hard
captain_emily 27th-Dec-2011 06:55 pm (UTC)
Me too. His facial expression really fits the picture.
baked_goldfish 27th-Dec-2011 11:33 pm (UTC)
The Rick Perry one was hilarious.
starsinshapes 27th-Dec-2011 01:09 pm (UTC)
like....I'm speechless. That is some bad photoshop.
iamrosalita 27th-Dec-2011 01:37 pm (UTC)
You guys are braver than I am. I could not force myself to look at it.
sobota 27th-Dec-2011 01:46 pm (UTC)
i wanna see the real one with john boehner's head on. the bloke has a nice body.

and that's all i've got.
baked_goldfish 27th-Dec-2011 04:56 pm (UTC)
I want to see Huntsman shirtless for real. Something tells me he's not bad looking.
chaya 27th-Dec-2011 02:46 pm (UTC)
not.

clicking.
castalianspring 27th-Dec-2011 04:32 pm (UTC)
IKR? The comments tell me all I need to know.
redstar826 27th-Dec-2011 03:37 pm (UTC)
huh, I didn't know it was possible, but I think that turned me into an even bigger lesbian.

The captions for some of the pictures are pretty hilarious though.

baked_goldfish 27th-Dec-2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
Eric Cantor is killing me. That pose. WTF?
snapesgirl34 27th-Dec-2011 04:20 pm (UTC)
Photobucket
intrikate88 27th-Dec-2011 04:27 pm (UTC)
flying_pandas 29th-Dec-2011 05:21 pm (UTC)
Oh lord, I thought it said his turn offs were Palestinians.
layweed 27th-Dec-2011 04:32 pm (UTC)
Clicked on link, saw first photo of Newt in bed nekid. "lol yeah not gonna happen." Closed window.
tigerdreams 27th-Dec-2011 05:07 pm (UTC)
Same. My eyes hurt now.
kaowolfie 27th-Dec-2011 05:59 pm (UTC)
But you missed Santorum in some lovely bondage! Also his turnoff: homonyms.
astridmyrna 27th-Dec-2011 05:11 pm (UTC)
amyura 27th-Dec-2011 05:36 pm (UTC)
Okay, was I the only one who thought that painfully bad photoshop was done on purpose?
fickery 28th-Dec-2011 12:59 am (UTC)
Haha, nope. It's satire. Bad Photoshop is the point. And Juli Weiner, who wrote the text, used to be an editor at Wonkette.
quizzicalsphinx 27th-Dec-2011 05:53 pm (UTC)
crossfire 27th-Dec-2011 06:55 pm (UTC)
cannot unsee
xerox78 27th-Dec-2011 07:12 pm (UTC)
sephystabbity 27th-Dec-2011 07:51 pm (UTC)
DO NOT WANT.
magus_69 28th-Dec-2011 12:48 am (UTC)
NGL, I want to see the originals. Some of them seem very promising IYKWIMAITTYD.
bludstone 28th-Dec-2011 02:35 am (UTC)
real.

meran_flash 28th-Dec-2011 08:48 am (UTC)
jfc the way his old man boobies are resting on the float
flying_pandas 29th-Dec-2011 05:24 pm (UTC)
lmao - there's a man who appears to be around Ron Paul's age that goes running in my area and when the weather is nice he runs shirtless... yeah, the shriveled, fleshly manboobs bouncing around is not a good look.
ciara_belle 28th-Dec-2011 04:22 am (UTC)
The Photoshop is (purposely?) awful and I can never unsee those pictures. (Although my main thought about Boehner's picture was that he does not look nearly orange enough there).

The commentary on the side is pretty hilarious, though!
flying_pandas 29th-Dec-2011 05:36 pm (UTC)
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I made this for you, lol
meran_flash 28th-Dec-2011 08:48 am (UTC)
Dear everybody who is attracted to men:

I'm glad it's you and not me.
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