Eric Cantor looks like he's an angry children's librarian forced to host a crafts event, I swear to god. Like he all he's thinking of is the nasty children touching his books with their sticky paste-covered hands.
is it me, or is obama looking SUUUUUPER JAUNTY tonight? like, remember all these things you guys neglected to report on in favor of whether or not i'm a kenyan muslim? THEY'RE PRETTY BALLER
oh that hair...
is that jackie? o ghurl your hair
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