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9:14 pm - 03/13/2012

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
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Also, an excuse for people to discuss the Deep South (and Hawaii) primary.

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yeats 14th-Mar-2012 01:35 am (UTC)

i feel like i need to ritualistically cleanse myself after strategically rooting for santorum to do well tonight.

i_amthecosmos 14th-Mar-2012 02:35 am (UTC)

My husband actually trolled the primary and voted for him in hopes of his humilating defeat to Obama. I couldn't do it.

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citiesburning 14th-Mar-2012 01:36 am (UTC)

I love Jon Stewart.

OT; but I need to share this ... my grandmother said, I would have "turned out better" if I went to Catholic school... I don't even know what that means.

booksforlunch 14th-Mar-2012 01:51 am (UTC)

... maybe you'd have that charming, deep-seated guilt complex you are lacking as you are now? *wild mass guessing*

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intrikate88 14th-Mar-2012 01:36 am (UTC)

LOL, just watched this.

Romney, we Southerners don't mind hypocrisy; we thrive on it. We eat it for breakfast along with our cheese grits. So you're going to need a bit more subtlety to smarm your way in here. Cause we know you're a lying sonofabitch, but we've already got the Southern Stereotypes Entertainment slot filled, so you're going to have to provide something else to watch.

Bless your naive little heart.

gheyman 14th-Mar-2012 01:37 am (UTC)

Mittens dyes his hair. Fake slut.

vanillakokakola 14th-Mar-2012 05:24 am (UTC)

i love your icon with this because i read your comment in newt's voice.

doverz 14th-Mar-2012 01:39 am (UTC)

I love how Romney tries to show that he's a normal guy but always fails horribly.

serendipity_15 14th-Mar-2012 01:42 am (UTC)

I swear Romney is like what Thurston Howell, III would like if he were a real person.

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executivehpfan 14th-Mar-2012 01:46 am (UTC)

As someone born and raised in the South, there isn't a middle finger big enough for Mittens's lame attempts to pander.

And for anyone here in the south who actually thinks Mittens's lame attempts to pander are genuine, FUCK Y'ALL TOO.

ericadawn16 14th-Mar-2012 02:40 am (UTC)

I second this. I bet his grits were more cheese than actual grits anyway...

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wonderpup 14th-Mar-2012 01:51 am (UTC)

69% in

Mississippi
Santorum
45,157
33%

Gingrich
43,430
31%

Romney
41,863
30%

lol Romney

wonderpup 14th-Mar-2012 01:53 am (UTC)

and he's getting the crap beat out of him in Alabama right now (26% in)

milleniumrex 14th-Mar-2012 01:53 am (UTC)

Romney just can't close the deal.

If this gets to the convention, they are going to throw the three stooges overboard so fast it'll make your head spin.

i_m_b00 14th-Mar-2012 10:33 am (UTC)

Yup
But to be honest I don't know what fool they have left to send up.

wonderpup 14th-Mar-2012 01:54 am (UTC)

Santorum Projected Winner
Rick Santorum is projected the winner of the Alabama primary by NBC News.

via HuffPo.

wonderpup 14th-Mar-2012 01:57 am (UTC)

Oh God, the guys on the HuffPo Live Feed are just like us.

jessyryan 14th-Mar-2012 01:58 am (UTC)

OMG Santorum could be the nominee (super likely in Gingrich leaves). We're living a nightmare. IDK whether to laugh or cry. I'm speechless.

wonderpup 14th-Mar-2012 01:59 am (UTC)

Could you imagine Santorum in a debate with Obama. It would be delicious.

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wonderpup 14th-Mar-2012 02:01 am (UTC)

I'm going to go out on a limb and call both Alabama and Mississippi for Santorum right now.

executivehpfan 14th-Mar-2012 02:03 am (UTC)

I still cannot believe that people take Rick Santorum seriously enough that he might have a chance at winning the nomination.

It'll be Bartlet/Ritchie all over again if Frothy has to face President Obama.

mercat 14th-Mar-2012 10:45 am (UTC)

From what I've seen a fair number of people are troll-voting for him.

jessyryan 14th-Mar-2012 02:05 am (UTC)

"Santorum wins a tight 3-way race in Alabama." LOL, I can't.

doverz 14th-Mar-2012 02:41 am (UTC)

There have to be so many trolls making these headlines. I don't think the media can be that dumb to not realize what Frothy's name is associated with.

redstar826 14th-Mar-2012 02:05 am (UTC)

all I'm getting out of this mess is that republicans are very scary people

mollywobbles867 14th-Mar-2012 02:06 am (UTC)

STFU and sit down, Romney. This Southern girl isn't impressed.

It really is looking like Santorum is going to get the nomination. I am terrified and excited.