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9:49 am - 03/21/2012


WASHINGTON -- It's hardly a secret that presidential candidates tack toward their base over the course of a primary and shift toward moderation once that primary is over. What's rare is when a campaign admits as much publicly.

In an appearance on CNN Wednesday morning, Mitt Romney's top adviser Eric Fehrnstrom made this Kinsley gaffe, saying that the positions taken by the former Massachusetts governor during the GOP primary campaign were as erasable as a drawing on an Etch a Sketch.



From the transcript:

JOHN FUGELSANG, POLITICAL COMEDIAN: Good morning, sir. It's fair to say that John McCain was considerably a more moderate candidate than the ones that Governor Romney faces now. Is there a concern that the pressure from Santorum and Gingrich might force the governor to attach so far to the right it would hurt him with moderate voters in the general election?

FEHRNSTROM: Well, I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign. Everything changes. It's almost like an Etch a Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and we start all over again.

But I will say, if you look at the exit polling data in Illinois, you'll see that Mitt Romney is broadly acceptable to most of the factions in the party. You have to do that in order to become a major party nominee. He's winning conservatives. He's winning Tea Party voters. He's winning men, women, winning Catholics and Protestants.

There is a growing recognition within the Republican Party that Mitt Romney is going to be the nominee. And there’s two reasons for that. The first is, people see in him the capacity of someone who can lead on the economy. Secondly, they see someone who can defeat Barack Obama.


The analogy here is unfortunate, conjuring up the image of a candidate shaking and re-drawing until he creates a picture that appeals to voters, rather than deftly evolving towards new positions and rhetoric. And for Romney -- who has already shifted his positions during the course of his career to accommodate the different audiences he is wooing -- the comment is even more problematic. The Republican primary isn't over. And if former Sen. Rick Santorum's campaign has its wits about it, it will help make sure that this comment reverberates in the days to come.

But it's also worth acknowledging that almost all presidential candidates try and perform this evolutionary act during the switch from a primary to a general election. As then-Sen. Barack Obama was railing against NAFTA while running against Sen. Hillary Clinton in 2008, his top economic adviser Austan Goolsbee was assuring Canadians that his bluster was just that.
lavenderfrost 21st-Mar-2012 07:14 pm (UTC)
You know you done goofed when FROTHY trolls you.
spaz_own_joo 21st-Mar-2012 07:30 pm (UTC)
Whoever's doing this guy's publicity thinkbraining for him is actually one hell of a wit. His snarks in the primary have been pitch-perfect.



It's almost enough to make you forget that running a country demands basic human decency more than it demands a sense of humour.
baked_goldfish 21st-Mar-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
This video will forever be funny because of Romney being covered in santorum.
spaz_own_joo 21st-Mar-2012 07:39 pm (UTC)
That's why they made it! Don't you dare even think that the obvious 'santorum' visual pun is something that just escaped the oblivious ad writer. This was the Santorum campaign's sly little way of addressing Rick's 'Google problem' without addressing it. It's incredibly deft PR.
othellia 22nd-Mar-2012 03:51 am (UTC)
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. XD
hammersxstrings 22nd-Mar-2012 02:40 am (UTC)
i can't believe they cite RushLimbaugh.com, as if that's a credible source


but then I remember, this is targeted to the right wingers SO
kitanabychoice 21st-Mar-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
That is... really funny actually, ngl. The GOP hopefuls tear into each other way better than Obama ever could.
erunamiryene 21st-Mar-2012 07:12 pm (UTC)
Wow, I thought Skynet would send back smarter terminators.

(Seriously, all I can do with this guy is make AI/robot/VI jokes.)

The first is, people see in him the capacity of someone who can lead on the economy.

Is he just gonna fire the whole country?

Secondly, they see someone who can defeat Barack Obama.

This "they" needs to have their collective head checked if they really think that.
purple01_prose 22nd-Mar-2012 07:16 pm (UTC)
+1
evilgmbethy 21st-Mar-2012 07:20 pm (UTC)
lol it's gonna be fun watching the scrub Team Romney go up against the Big Blue Machine. If there's one thing Obama is good at it, it's organizing and campaigning.
baked_goldfish 21st-Mar-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
I'm not even sure they'd really have to work that hard to beat Team Romney. All they have to do is put together a video of Romney saying one thing one day, the opposite the next day, and then cap it off with that clip of Obama singing Al Green. Boom, election over.
schnuggleme 21st-Mar-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
YES. They need to do that.
amyura 21st-Mar-2012 11:04 pm (UTC)
I read something that I think came from someone in the Obama camp that the scripts for the ads are just writing themselves.
baked_goldfish 21st-Mar-2012 07:33 pm (UTC)
Why is he running for president? Has anyone gotten an answer to that?
lavenderfrost 21st-Mar-2012 07:38 pm (UTC)
Because he's rich and wants more power/status to go along with it.
baked_goldfish 21st-Mar-2012 07:39 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but I want to hear what his canned response would be. Was it that "America that Americans love" quote? Or is there something else?
vanillakokakola 21st-Mar-2012 09:57 pm (UTC)
My husband's theory, which I think is both brilliant and correct, is that he's running because, his entire life, people have told him that he "looks presidential."
amyura 21st-Mar-2012 11:04 pm (UTC)
That's my mom's theory too. Or that every morning he wakes up and looks at himself in the mirror and just thinks it himself.
lilyginny27 21st-Mar-2012 07:55 pm (UTC)
OMG BWA-HAhahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!
13chapters 21st-Mar-2012 08:01 pm (UTC)
Now I want to play with an etch a sketch instead of work. wish I were unemployed like Romney, I could just hang out all day playing with my etch a sketches and light brites and painting those plastic stained glass windows.

No I have no point, other than I think I'm lightheaded and it's time for lunch.
tabaqui 21st-Mar-2012 11:39 pm (UTC)
We have a Lite-Brite. It's right behind me on the other desk.
*eyes it*
kalikahuntress 21st-Mar-2012 08:10 pm (UTC)
'There is a growing recognition within the Republican Party that Mitt Romney is going to be the nominee. And there’s two reasons for that. The first is, people see in him the capacity of someone who can lead on the economy. Secondly, they see someone who can defeat Barack Obama'

They can't be serious...
xerox78 From Daily Kos21st-Mar-2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
BREAKING! Mitt Romney's Etch-A-Sketch FOUND!

hii_fashion Re: From Daily Kos21st-Mar-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
too true, was just telling my grandma this

Edited at 2012-03-21 09:25 pm (UTC)
brookiki 21st-Mar-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
The analogy here is unfortunate, conjuring up the image of a candidate shaking and re-drawing until he creates a picture that appeals to voters, rather than deftly evolving towards new positions and rhetoric.

I just thought of Bush working his campaign speech and realizing it had too many typos.
citiesburning 21st-Mar-2012 10:36 pm (UTC)
Romney's take on positions is like my resume while I apply to different jobs.
amyura 21st-Mar-2012 11:06 pm (UTC)
Romney's position on issues reminds me of Julia Roberts's name in Pretty Woman.

-What's your name?

-What do you want it to be?
xerox78 22nd-Mar-2012 01:24 am (UTC)
Or Imani Izzi in Coming To America.

-What do you like to do?

-Whatever you like.

-What kind of music do you like?

-Whatever kind of music you like.

-[snip]

-What is your favorite food?

-Whatever food you like.

Someone should troll one of his rallies and ask him to bark like a dog.
zendequervain 22nd-Mar-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
Ah, I love that movie. *_*
tabaqui 21st-Mar-2012 11:40 pm (UTC)
Such a friggin' dumbass. For fuck's sake.
armina_skitty 22nd-Mar-2012 01:19 am (UTC)
And I just finished watching Rachel Maddow cover this. Love her.
hammersxstrings 22nd-Mar-2012 02:41 am (UTC)
when the debates start, Pres Obama should bring him an etch a sketch as a present

Why do these things always happen the week Jon Stewart is OFF?! :(

Edited at 2012-03-22 02:41 am (UTC)
toraguru 22nd-Mar-2012 03:39 am (UTC)
MTE. The jokes are writing themselves in my head.
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