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Debate drinking game! (good for all 2008 debates I figure)

7:28 pm - 10/02/2008
My boss at my radio station asked me to put together a drinking game for the presidential debates, so I did...

(italics are ones I thought of after-the-fact)
ONE SHOT EVERY TIME A CANDIDATE SAYS:

"Iraq"
"Iran"
"Russia" (two shots if Alaska is mentioned in the same sentence)
"offshore drilling"
"alternative energy"
"George Bush" from a Democrat
"rescue package" from a Democrat or "bailout" from a Republican
every time Barack Obama has to correct John McCain
every time John McCain says "you don't understand"

TWO SHOTS FOR:

"bailout" from a Democrat or "rescue package" from a Republican
"Israel"
"Pakistan"
"nuclear power"
"Phil Gramm" or "Jeremiah Wright"
"clean coal" (add a shot if clean coal is criticized; if West Virginia or Kentucky are referenced the shots must be of moonshine)
every time Barack Obama corrects John McCain while McCain is still talking
every time Sarah Palin gives a specific answer about policy
every time Joe Biden says "you don't understand"

THREE SHOTS FOR:

"nuclear" pronounced as "nucular"
"Alaska Independence Party" or "William Ayres"
John McCain or Sarah Palin criticizing George Bush
every time Joe Biden swears (minor-damn, hell, etc.)
every time Sarah Palin says "you don't understand"

DRINK THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE IF:

Barack Obama goes off on John McCain (if he swears, down another bottle)
John McCain goes off on Barack Obama (if he swears, down another bottle, if he drops an n-bomb, empty your pockets and buy as much additional alcohol as that will buy you)
Joe Biden swears (Seven Dirty Words; also, drink a bottle of wine if he appears to be hitting on Sarah Palin at any point)
Sarah Palin begins crying (another bottle if she starts speaking in tongues)
any candidate is actually accused of treason
the moderators ask any of the Bridgekeeper questions from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 
Sadly because of football schedules I'm spending the debate at the station--our weekly stripclub remote is tonight instead of tomorrow night, I run the control board, so I won't get to test this out tonight, but I hope you guys get plenty of mileage out of it!
my_private_muse 2nd-Oct-2008 11:55 pm (UTC)
I plan on getting obliterated.

HUZZAH.
surrenderface 3rd-Oct-2008 12:17 am (UTC)
ME TOO.
grapevineburns 2nd-Oct-2008 11:58 pm (UTC)
sounds fun! too bad it's a thurs night/i have school tom?
aceface905 3rd-Oct-2008 12:08 am (UTC)
I designed it so it could be used during any of the debates this election :^D
sastra_fuss 2nd-Oct-2008 11:58 pm (UTC)
John McCain goes off on Barack Obama (if he swears, down another bottle, if he drops an n-bomb, empty your pockets and buy as much additional alcohol as that will buy you)

lol, i guess that's for celebration because obama will be the next president if he ever dropped the n-word
aceface905 3rd-Oct-2008 12:06 am (UTC)
That, and the "oh my god what the hell just happened?" factor. Though around these parts there are quite a few people who would go "HELL YEAH" if he did do that :^\
prettyquotable 3rd-Oct-2008 12:00 am (UTC)
the moderators ask any of the Bridgekeeper questions from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

OMG PLEASE. The American people need to know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
aceface905 3rd-Oct-2008 12:05 am (UTC)
I should add a "down another bottle" if any of them correctly answer the question "What is the capital of Assyria?"
quinatorte 3rd-Oct-2008 12:27 am (UTC)
It's A! A!
lascivit Palin Bingo3rd-Oct-2008 12:11 am (UTC)
http://www.palinbingo.com/

let's play
aceface905 Re: Palin Bingo3rd-Oct-2008 12:13 am (UTC)
I plugged the gedblog.com one (that was posted up here not too long ago) on-air--I will give that one a mention as well :^D
elanorofcastile Re: Palin Bingo3rd-Oct-2008 03:04 am (UTC)
I almost got bingo tonight, but she never said "President Karzai"...
lascivit Re: Palin Bingo3rd-Oct-2008 04:12 am (UTC)
srly, this game was fucking hard.
elanorofcastile Re: Palin Bingo3rd-Oct-2008 04:32 am (UTC)
Word.
surrenderface 3rd-Oct-2008 12:19 am (UTC)
this seems deadly.
that's why i'm going with wine this time around.
iverin 3rd-Oct-2008 12:20 am (UTC)
Y'all, I went to the liquor outlet JUST FOR THIS PURPOSE.
I need a drink anyway.
pastdazed 3rd-Oct-2008 12:28 am (UTC)
Currently on my pre-debate drink.

Going to be so wasted by the end of this. YES.
quinatorte 3rd-Oct-2008 12:31 am (UTC)
Joe Biden swears (Seven Dirty Words; also, drink a bottle of wine if he appears to be hitting on Sarah Palin at any point)

Don't forget the three auxiliary words!

"I want to fuck the shit out of your cunt, fart a turd in your twat, and piss on your tits, you cocksucking motherfucker."
danceenosdance 3rd-Oct-2008 12:40 am (UTC)
who thinks Palin is gonna get all elisabeth hasslebeck and shed tears?
celtic_thistle 3rd-Oct-2008 12:52 am (UTC)
Oh god, I do.
sunoftheskye 3rd-Oct-2008 12:56 am (UTC)
Damn, is there a ontd_political AIM chat?
blxsh 3rd-Oct-2008 01:15 am (UTC)
i think it's ontdp
maskedera 3rd-Oct-2008 01:10 am (UTC)
late but drink every time she says "maverick"
tresa_cho 8th-Oct-2008 01:24 am (UTC)
Biden killed us with that one. If we had actually been drinking we would have been dead. >D
pin_stripe 3rd-Oct-2008 01:11 am (UTC)
what about everytime she says "DARN" or "joe six-pack"

i am chugging a beer everytime she says joe six-pack
lascivit 3rd-Oct-2008 01:35 am (UTC)
she already said it once.

"darn" is too obvious.
polaroidmoment 3rd-Oct-2008 01:12 am (UTC)
lmao, I wish we could make a Canadian version of this.

ps. Hi fellow radio-slave!
evil_laugher 3rd-Oct-2008 01:17 am (UTC)
I'd be drunk already if I attempted this.

"Maverick", "heck", AND "hockey mom" in the first 15 minutes?!

JOE

FUCKING

SIX-PACK
dyingtolive87 3rd-Oct-2008 01:33 am (UTC)
rofl, Joe Six-Pack was my fav... I am gonna call every guy whose name I don't know that
kekekekekekeke 3rd-Oct-2008 01:21 am (UTC)
Joe Biden swears (Seven Dirty Words; also, drink a bottle of wine if he appears to be hitting on Sarah Palin at any point)

omg that will NOT HAPPEN EVER >:[
weekendromance 3rd-Oct-2008 01:23 am (UTC)
drink everytime the phrase 'bridge to nowhere' is said

and if you really wanna get shit faced drink everytime a candidate says 'reform' or 'change'
dyingtolive87 3rd-Oct-2008 01:33 am (UTC)
I would be dead if I drank every time she said "Alaska"
lascivit 3rd-Oct-2008 01:35 am (UTC)
i stopped watching already. now i'm just drinking for the fuck of it.
koalafrog 3rd-Oct-2008 02:43 am (UTC)
I AM BLITZED
nikoel 3rd-Oct-2008 03:04 am (UTC)
"nuclear" pronounced as "nucular"

I'm glad I didn't follow this. That right there would have killed me dead.

Joe was so awesome after she mispronounced it 12 times in a row, purposefully enunciating it.
kohl_eyed 3rd-Oct-2008 03:26 am (UTC)
MAVERICK

KANPAI
abiding 3rd-Oct-2008 04:37 am (UTC)
We need to add "Alaska" and "Governor of Alaska" to this.
o_tempora 3rd-Oct-2008 06:17 pm (UTC)
Having just woken up to the after-effects of this game, I can say with certainly that:

1) The game works, but
2) If I'm going to survive until November, we're going to need to tone this shit down.
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