nemi_chanSo nothing fits in my vagina because I'm a goddamn scardy pussy — 24th-Mar-2012 12:20 am (UTC)
And I'm utterly embarrassed at how unfamiliar with my own anatomy I am.
Need better sex/physiological-ed in school and to not scare the shit out of girls.
I'm finally reaching a point in my life where I'm going "Hey, I wouldn't mind having sex with him," and my body is not cooperating with that OR letting me switch to softcups or divacups and away from messy pads.
Goddamnit I want to be capable before I move in with him, but ouchfuck this isn't working.
arismaRe: So nothing fits in my vagina because I'm a goddamn scardy pussy — 24th-Mar-2012 12:35 am (UTC)
I'm assuming you've had check-ups and such that haven't shown any problems, yes? Going with that, f you don't masturbate, my suggestion would be to give that a go, on a regular basis. A familiarity with your own body is seriously the key, I think. Very best of luck to you. :)
This week my little brother went to the animal shelter and adopted a puppy!!! He named her Luna and she doesn't yet realize that she hit the doggie jackpot, he loves her sooooooo much!!
I signed up for an obstacle 5K in June after having an AWESOME impromptu short obstacle run as a warm-up routine for my Krav Maga class. I AM SO EXCITED I may be motivated to run and workout seriously again.
Been hurting something fierce in my joints and all so I went to the doctor where they took seven vials of blood (that caused me to have a panic attack), but the test came back all normal except one that's still out. I'm happy and all, but then what's going on?
I spent last two weejs off and on overhauling website for a local nonprofit. Bethel Land Trust website
There's some content missing on it, but the menus and maps and things should all work. I did standard checks in all the various browsers on several different screen sizes and looks fine. But ONTD_P peeps with smart phones, can you take a look at that and see if it looks okay for you on screen?
In particular, if you can take a look at the page for the hiking trail and make sure it looks okay on your phone. We suspect that's going to get hit by a lot of people looking up directions on how to get to these places to go hiking, so will largely be smartphones. I want to make sure it's reasonably easy to navigate.
I had a few people say the maps were loading kinda slow, but I think that's just Google Maps being slow to respond to query.
Allergy season again. Woe is me. :( Stupid oak pollen.
I'm getting really pissed off as a TA. Well, not so much pissed off, as just disappointed at the quality of the students. If I have to read/grade another shitty lab report, I am going to roll it up and beat the writers over the head with it. Ugh.
Also, when allergy season passes, I'm going to try taking Titus out for walks! I have a harness and am slowly getting him used to it, but it seems like it's hindering his movement so I might switch to a collar. Has anyone tried walking their cat before? Any tips?
try a different style of harness. On some cats, a harness will trigger scruffing reflex. So if he's walking funny, it may be because its making him think you've got him partially scruffed.
I'm hoping to move out of my parents' place and rent somewhere with my SO, around the summertime or later in the year. It'll be a first experience living on my own and I'm hoping to find housing in the East Van since I'm most familiar with the area. ;w; Ahh!
Not much else has been going on with me other than spring cleaning and tumblr. Life complete tbqh.
The government's having a consultation on civil marriage and transgender rights which is open to the public. PLEASE GO HERE AND FILL IT OUT, whichever way you agree with.
Guys, I need your help. I need to do a presentation on something that is working well in another country. For example some people have done 'maternity leave'
I already pissed off staying at my parents. My mum gives me a list of chores to do every day before I even get out of bed and if I sit down for ten minutes she's all "WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE XYZ YET?!?!!" MOTHER, CHILL. I'M DISEASED AND THIS TIME LAST WEEK I WAS EXISTING PURELY ON ENERGY DRINKS AND CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVES AND TRYING TO DO THE HARDEST ESSAY I'VE EVER FUCKING WRITTEN. LET ME RELAX FOR ONE WEEK. JEEEZ.
I'm getting so pissed off with how she holds me and my brother to completely different standards. When he's here he can stay in bed until 2pm and then spend the rest of the day playing xbox and that's fine. I'm still in bed at 10am and I don't empty the dishwasher and walk the dog within 20 minutes of waking up and I'm lazy and ungrateful. Fucking hell. She also said I was unbelievably stupid when I asked her what a capillary was. I then said "it's a small vein isn't it?" to which she responded "I'm not telling you. If you don't know that then you're fucking stupid." Well, damn. Take away my A Levels and kick me out of university then because I'm slightly unsure of human anatomy.
Sob story/plea for advice here. I've run into a little snag while trying to get back on my feet.
I'm poor, and was unable to renew my state ID back in 2008 due to not being able to get the time off to walk 15 miles to and from the DMV. No biggy since I can get a ride now, except for the part where I need a copy of my birth certificate to get a new ID issued due to how long it's been since my last ID expired. I lost my birth certificate at some point in the last several years during one of the many times I've changed addresses due to leaving college, changing towns, and eventually changing states.
So I went to see about getting a copy of my birth certificate. I need a valid ID in order to get that, but I need a birth certificate in order to get an ID. Does anyone see the problem with this arrangement?
I've tried arguing with the DMV, asking for legal assistance, writing my senator and my congressional representatives, and contacting the local poverty assistance programs. Every bit of advice has been utterly useless, and can be summed up in one of two ways:
1) Before you turn eighteen, be sure to ________. (I'm in my late twenties.) 2) Go to where you were born and _______. (I was born on an American military base overseas. How would I get there?)
Does anyone here have any idea of where I can turn to so I can fix this problem?
hey OP gorlfran
Pretty much all Fallout New Vegas, all the time here.
Lizzie ~inspired me~... XD
congrats on this lovely piece
Congrats, Newt. You've just bumped yourself up to 4th in the "Biggest Shit-stains" list I have going on in my head.
Need better sex/physiological-ed in school and to not scare the shit out of girls.
I'm finally reaching a point in my life where I'm going "Hey, I wouldn't mind having sex with him," and my body is not cooperating with that OR letting me switch to softcups or divacups and away from messy pads.
Goddamnit I want to be capable before I move in with him, but ouchfuck this isn't working.
Also, I think I might be able to get health insurance through my temp agency! They have an open enrollment period that goes through April 13th.
Edited at 2012-03-24 12:23 am (UTC)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/whiteh
IKR.
What are your training ideas?
(Awesome site is awesome.)
does anyone have details? i'm too impatient to find out next week lol
There's some content missing on it, but the menus and maps and things should all work. I did standard checks in all the various browsers on several different screen sizes and looks fine. But ONTD_P peeps with smart phones, can you take a look at that and see if it looks okay for you on screen?
In particular, if you can take a look at the page for the hiking trail and make sure it looks okay on your phone. We suspect that's going to get hit by a lot of people looking up directions on how to get to these places to go hiking, so will largely be smartphones. I want to make sure it's reasonably easy to navigate.
I had a few people say the maps were loading kinda slow, but I think that's just Google Maps being slow to respond to query.
I'm getting really pissed off as a TA. Well, not so much pissed off, as just disappointed at the quality of the students. If I have to read/grade another shitty lab report, I am going to roll it up and beat the writers over the head with it. Ugh.
Also, when allergy season passes, I'm going to try taking Titus out for walks! I have a harness and am slowly getting him used to it, but it seems like it's hindering his movement so I might switch to a collar. Has anyone tried walking their cat before? Any tips?
BAHAHAHAAHAHA
Not much else has been going on with me other than spring cleaning and tumblr. Life complete tbqh.
Edited at 2012-03-24 12:32 am (UTC)
Am waiting for the new Supernatural episode to come out, AM TOTES EXCITED. I've been waiting since September for this. *__*
The government's having a consultation on civil marriage and transgender rights which is open to the public. PLEASE GO HERE AND FILL IT OUT, whichever way you agree with.
... do we have any ideas?
I already pissed off staying at my parents. My mum gives me a list of chores to do every day before I even get out of bed and if I sit down for ten minutes she's all "WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE XYZ YET?!?!!"
MOTHER, CHILL. I'M DISEASED AND THIS TIME LAST WEEK I WAS EXISTING PURELY ON ENERGY DRINKS AND CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVES AND TRYING TO DO THE HARDEST ESSAY I'VE EVER FUCKING WRITTEN. LET ME RELAX FOR ONE WEEK. JEEEZ.
I'm getting so pissed off with how she holds me and my brother to completely different standards. When he's here he can stay in bed until 2pm and then spend the rest of the day playing xbox and that's fine. I'm still in bed at 10am and I don't empty the dishwasher and walk the dog within 20 minutes of waking up and I'm lazy and ungrateful. Fucking hell. She also said I was unbelievably stupid when I asked her what a capillary was. I then said "it's a small vein isn't it?" to which she responded "I'm not telling you. If you don't know that then you're fucking stupid." Well, damn. Take away my A Levels and kick me out of university then because I'm slightly unsure of human anatomy.
D: I'm so sorry. That's awful.
I'm poor, and was unable to renew my state ID back in 2008 due to not being able to get the time off to walk 15 miles to and from the DMV. No biggy since I can get a ride now, except for the part where I need a copy of my birth certificate to get a new ID issued due to how long it's been since my last ID expired. I lost my birth certificate at some point in the last several years during one of the many times I've changed addresses due to leaving college, changing towns, and eventually changing states.
So I went to see about getting a copy of my birth certificate. I need a valid ID in order to get that, but I need a birth certificate in order to get an ID. Does anyone see the problem with this arrangement?
I've tried arguing with the DMV, asking for legal assistance, writing my senator and my congressional representatives, and contacting the local poverty assistance programs. Every bit of advice has been utterly useless, and can be summed up in one of two ways:
1) Before you turn eighteen, be sure to ________. (I'm in my late twenties.)
2) Go to where you were born and _______. (I was born on an American military base overseas. How would I get there?)
Does anyone here have any idea of where I can turn to so I can fix this problem?