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Scalzi nails it, or the best metaphor: Straight White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is

7:57 pm - 05/15/2012
I’ve been thinking of a way to explain to straight white men how life works for them, without invoking the dreaded word “privilege,” to which they react like vampires being fed a garlic tart at high noon. It’s not that the word “privilege” is incorrect, it’s that it’s not theirword. When confronted with “privilege,” they fiddle with the word itself, and haul out the dictionaries and find every possible way to talk about the word but not any of the things the word signifies.
So, the challenge: how to get across the ideas bound up in the word “privilege,” in a way that your average straight white man will get, without freaking out about it?


Being a white guy who likes women, here’s how I would do it:
Dudes. Imagine life here in the US — or indeed, pretty much anywhere in the Western world — is a massive role playing game, like World of Warcraft except appallingly mundane, where most quests involve the acquisition of money, cell phones and donuts, although not always at the same time. Let’s call it The Real World. You have installed The Real World on your computer and are about to start playing, but first you go to the settings tab to bind your keys, fiddle with your defaults, and choose the difficulty setting for the game. Got it?
Okay: In the role playing game known as The Real World, “Straight White Male” is the lowest difficulty setting there is.
This means that the default behaviors for almost all the non-player characters in the game are easier on you than they would be otherwise. The default barriers for completions of quests are lower. Your leveling-up thresholds come more quickly. You automatically gain entry to some parts of the map that others have to work for. The game is easier to play, automatically, and when you need help, by default it’s easier to get.
Now, once you’ve selected the “Straight White Male” difficulty setting, you still have to create a character, and how many points you get to start — and how they are apportioned — will make a difference. Initially the computer will tell you how many points you get and how they are divided up. If you start with 25 points, and your dump stat is wealth, well, then you may be kind of screwed. If you start with 250 points and your dump stat is charisma, well, then you’re probably fine. Be aware the computer makes it difficult to start with more than 30 points; people on higher difficulty settings generally start with even fewer than that.
As the game progresses, your goal is to gain points, apportion them wisely, and level up. If you start with fewer points and fewer of them in critical stat categories, or choose poorly regarding the skills you decide to level up on, then the game will still be difficult for you. But because you’re playing on the “Straight White Male” setting, gaining points and leveling up will still by default be easier, all other things being equal, than for another player using a higher difficulty setting.
Likewise, it’s certainly possible someone playing at a higher difficulty setting is progressing more quickly than you are, because they had more points initially given to them by the computer and/or their highest stats are wealth, intelligence and constitution and/or simply because they play the game better than you do. It doesn’t change the fact you are still playing on the lowest difficulty setting.
You can lose playing on the lowest difficulty setting. The lowest difficulty setting is still the easiest setting to win on. The player who plays on the “Gay Minority Female” setting? Hardcore.
And maybe at this point you say, hey, I like a challenge, I want to change my difficulty setting! Well, here’s the thing: In The Real World, you don’t unlock any rewards or receive any benefit for playing on higher difficulty settings. The game is just harder, and potentially a lot less fun. And you say, okay, but what if I want to replay the game later on a higher difficulty setting, just to see what it’s like? Well, here’s the other thing about The Real World: You only get to play it once. So why make it more difficult than it has to be? Your goal is to win the game, not make it difficult.
Oh, and one other thing. Remember when I said that you could choose your difficulty setting in The Real World? Well, I lied. In fact, the computer chooses the difficulty setting for you. You don’t get a choice; you just get what gets given to you at the start of the game, and then you have to deal with it.


So that’s “Straight White Male” for you in The Real World (and also, in the real world): The lowest difficulty setting there is. All things being equal, and even when they are not, if the computer — or life — assigns you the “Straight White Male” difficulty setting, then brother, you’ve caught a break.
Source.  Comments are likely pretty good, because Scalzi uses the banhammer freely.  (Also, no privilege tag?)
lickety_split Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 04:19 am (UTC)
I think being black and female puts me at Insanity mode tbh.

Edited at 2012-05-16 04:20 am (UTC)
spiffynamehere 16th-May-2012 04:21 am (UTC)
Pretty sure insanity mode, and that phrasing makes me wince, would be playing neuro-atypical mode.
mollywobbles867 Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 05:09 am (UTC)
White Bisexual Woman.
iamduvet Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 05:17 am (UTC)
White lesbian transwoman.
a_leprechaun Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 06:13 am (UTC)
Pansexual White FTM.
spaz_own_joo Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 06:24 am (UTC)
straight white neurotypical cis dude with parents who were also playing on the easy end of the scale. If certain karmic traditions are right and the soul gets to choose the parents and so on, I was clearly a total noob.
johnjie Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 07:04 am (UTC)
White Bisexual Female
paulnolan Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 07:07 am (UTC)
Crazy white queer guy(ish - not quite sure WTF I am but it varies between "male" and "neither") checking in. :)
nonnycat Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 07:41 am (UTC)
Pansexual mentally ill physically disabled woman.
blueshellmaz Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 07:55 am (UTC)
Straight white female with chronic depression.

Ohhh sigh.
sobota Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 08:08 am (UTC)
black, female & queer.

DIFFICULTY SETTING: INTENSE.
rhodanum 16th-May-2012 09:28 am (UTC)
White, genderqueer, pansexual (still trying to fully figure that one out, though I'm slowly getting there), neuro-atypical, physically disabled.

Heh -- and I always play games on the lowest possible difficulty setting.
sitakhet Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 11:10 am (UTC)
White disabled and possibly neuro-atypical female.
hellaine Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 11:31 am (UTC)
White Bisexual Female with Borderline Personality Disorder. I'm a Law And Order character stereotype!
rex_dart Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 12:26 pm (UTC)
Crazy gay woman. I love a challenge.
teacup_werewolf Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 01:02 pm (UTC)
Gay autistic white trans man <.<

I caught the mass effect ref bb
hashishinahooka Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 01:36 pm (UTC)
Black mentally ill woman living in poverty.
bleakwinters Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 01:42 pm (UTC)
White trans* genderqueer pansexual with bipolar and high anxiety waltzing right into this.
dearmisterecho Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 02:07 pm (UTC)
White middle-class possibly neuro-atypical woman


...my difficult setting is fairly low, I think.
kyra_neko_rei Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 03:58 pm (UTC)
One of the games I play has a Torment level.
sakuraberries Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 04:23 pm (UTC)
North African (which I refuse to believe is the same as Caucasian, tbh), Bisexual, Female
lovelokest Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 04:34 pm (UTC)
Straight white woman with ADD and mild-to-moderate anxiety.
spiffynamehere 16th-May-2012 04:58 pm (UTC)
Queer white lady with chronic depression and some, um, family issues.
martydressler Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
Asexual white woman with a mild case of the Mondays.
its_anya Re: Which difficulty setting are you?16th-May-2012 07:12 pm (UTC)
Poor white heterosexual cis female, with a past of (relatively mild) mental health problems.

I guess that's like, Normal/Medium difficulty, leaning towards Easy. I normally start on Normal anyway because I'm too cowardly for Hard mode but too proud for Easy mode.
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