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Hawaii's Now Asking Birthers to Prove Who They Are

2:24 pm - 05/21/2012
Ken Bennett, Arizona's secretary of state, is the latest person to question the President's birthplace, although he's doing it the way people do when they want to call it into question but don't want to seem like a loon. Bennett, a Republican who perhaps coincidentally is planning to run for governor in 2014, said on a radio show last week that he's looking into the issue, and that it's "possible" he might keep Obama off the Arizona ballot in 2012, not because he thinks the President isn't a "natural-born citizen" but because some other people say they think that and so he's gotta look into it.

"I'm not a birther," Bennett said on the show. "I believe the president was born in Hawaii." Oh, well, that seems pretty cl— "Or at least I hope he was." Ah. I see. But despite his own belief and/or hope, Bennett continued, "my responsibility as secretary of state is to make sure the ballots in Arizona are correct and that those people whose names are on the ballot have met the qualifications for the office they are seeking." He said he had received 1200 emails asking him to look into the matter.

It's good to know, I guess, that 1200 emails will cause an official to spring into action, but what about the potential for abuse? I'm pretty sure there are more than 1200 Scientologists, for example, so will Ken Bennett one day have to look into whether human beings were brought to Earth 75 million years ago by an alien who stacked them around a volcano he then blew up with an H-bomb? Couldn't hurt to ask.

In the meantime, though, he's just waiting (apart from his other secretarial duties) for Hawaii officials to provide verification. He said on the show that he was puzzled it took them eight weeks to respond to his request, and when they did respond they still didn't give him what he wanted.

Instead, they asked him to prove who he was:

On Thursday, Bennett said he sent his request to Hawaii officials eight weeks ago but has yet to get the proof he was hoping for.... In the weeks since then, Bennett said, Hawaii officials have forced him to provide proof that he is who he says he is. They asked him to send them copies of the Arizona laws that prove the secretary of state really is the person in charge of handling the ballots. Admittedly, Bennett said they told him they were "tired of all the requests." But he is continuing anyway.

Emphasis added. Sounds like they are fed up with being bothered about this and have decided to start turning the tables. Bennett said he sent them copies of the state laws in question but still hasn't heard anything.

Strangely, he didn't say anything about sending them proof he is really "Ken Bennett" and that he's the same "Ken Bennett" who is Arizona's secretary of state. I mean, I believe that he is. Or at least I hope he is. I'm just saying that some people would like to see the evidence, that's all.

Lowering the Bar
the_gabih 21st-May-2012 08:18 pm (UTC)
Beautiful- at least on the Hawaii people's part.
elmocho 21st-May-2012 08:47 pm (UTC)
I'm curious what would happen if Bennett walked across the street to the Office of Vital Records and tried this. Arizona is looser than some-- after 50 years, they put death certificates online, and births after 75 years-- but before that, you need to be a family member or a lawyer to get at the records.
amyura 21st-May-2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha, AWESOME!
spiffynamehere 21st-May-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
That is beautiful.
13chapters 21st-May-2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
A+, Hawaii.
jasonbeast 21st-May-2012 09:22 pm (UTC)
Keep up the good work, Hawaii.
penny_sieve 21st-May-2012 09:35 pm (UTC)
High five Hawaii!
jessyryan 21st-May-2012 09:37 pm (UTC)
Get it Hawaii! Four for you, Troll those fuckers etc.
normaltrouble 21st-May-2012 09:48 pm (UTC)
Hawaii, I am impressed and amused.

The whole birther thing is whoooosh over my head, I see no point in it.

Indeed, doesn't this guy have better things to do with his time?
othellia 21st-May-2012 09:54 pm (UTC)
I love my state. <3
lidane 21st-May-2012 10:20 pm (UTC)
The full e-mail chain is hilarious. TPM has it posted:

Emails Show How Hawaii Stiffed Arizona Secretary Of State’s Birther Investigation

Looks like Hawaii's Deputy AG was just not going to play along with Arizona's grandstanding. Haha.
dragonhawker 21st-May-2012 11:44 pm (UTC)
I notice that her emails to him start out nice enough, addressing him as "Hi Ken" and offering actual useful information; then as he continues to be increasingly stupid and ignore her replies, she retreats more and more into the impassive formality of "Dear Mr. Bennett."
lidane 22nd-May-2012 05:06 am (UTC)
The best part is that by the end of their exchange she's basically demanding the same level of proof from him that he even has the legitimate legal authority to care about the birth certificate that he's demanding from Hawaii.

Also, the demand for proof that he's applying the same level of scrutiny to ALL candidates and not just one is made of win.
moonshaz 22nd-May-2012 06:03 pm (UTC)
Also, the demand for proof that he's applying the same level of scrutiny to ALL candidates and not just one is made of win.

And I couldn't help but notice that he declined to even address that point! I kind of wish she had called him out on that more directly; however, her overall response was made of so much win that I'm willing to overlook that niggle. :D

Hawaii must be SO sick of all this b.s. I have to give them a ton of credit for how they have handled it.
furrygreen 22nd-May-2012 12:31 am (UTC)
That's awesome.
nahele_101 22nd-May-2012 01:01 am (UTC)
I love my state.

kira_snugz 22nd-May-2012 01:19 am (UTC)
OH I LOVE THIS!!!! i would love to see this happen to all the birthers. well done hawaii!
mskye 22nd-May-2012 02:14 am (UTC)
Dear Hawaii,

You are awesome. I wish that it was possible for you to grow a giant arm so that I could parachute out of a helicopter and high five you. Some day when I'm not so poor I will give you all my precious tourism dollars.

Much love,

M. Skye
brookiki 22nd-May-2012 02:18 am (UTC)
I find it interesting that people who claim to be fiscal conservatives are wasting so much time and money trying to prove that a man who has nearly completed his first presidential term is ineligible to be president.

That said, I'm glad Hawaii's having a little fun with this.
moonshaz 22nd-May-2012 06:04 pm (UTC)
The irony IS rather delicious, isn't it?
musikologie 22nd-May-2012 05:43 am (UTC)
In a continuation of this drama, some of Arpaio's goons went to the DoH office today to try to get a copy of the birth certificate... idek.
lidane 22nd-May-2012 06:27 am (UTC)
Just wait. If President Obama wins a second term, these people will be even more insufferable.
moonshaz 22nd-May-2012 06:05 pm (UTC)
OMFG. Way to WASTE taxpayer dollars, Maricopa County.
cpsings4him 22nd-May-2012 12:14 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! I love you, Hawaii! ;-p

"I'm not a birther," Bennett said on the show.


Pfft! O'course not! Who'd think so?? Why in the world would anyone even suggest such a thing??


Also, lol at the "half-breed muslins" tag! That's muslin that's blended with a synthetic for added durability and to make it softer, right? :p
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