ONTD Political

Meet Jeff Barth, State Chess Champion And South Dakota House Candidate

3:43 pm - 05/24/2012


Jeff Barth, the commissioner of Minnehaha County, is running in the Democratic primary to challenge Republican Kristi Noem for South Dakota's at-large congressional House seat. In one of the more freewheeling campaign ads of this cycle, Barth walks toward the camera through a forest to the tune of fiddle music, passing a series of props (including a mannequin that represents Noem) and outlining his qualifications. They include:

- "My dad was a coach and a history teacher. He got a job with the CIA and became a diplomat for the U.S. government." Countries lived in: Iceland, Germany, Belgium, and "even Lesotho."

- "I lived in Germany before they built the Berlin Wall. I lived in Germany when they built the Berlin Wall."

- "I learned chess in Iceland." (He was also the state chess champion in 1993.)

- Barth bicycled through Great Britain, "afraid of nuclear war the whole time."

- "I've ridden an ostrich. I've done a lot of stuff."

- Barth notes that his daughters have straight teeth and husbands

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othellia 25th-May-2012 03:11 am (UTC)
The rubber chicken that flew in from the opposite direction afterwards was what killed me. xD
youdontknowher 25th-May-2012 03:04 am (UTC)
i wanted an ostrich to run across the screen so badly.
nyxelestia 25th-May-2012 03:23 am (UTC)
Glad to know I'm not the only one. :)
alryssa 25th-May-2012 03:09 am (UTC)
o.O

layweed 25th-May-2012 03:25 am (UTC)
Not really sure how any of those is really a qualification for holding office, but sure, why not.
ragnor144 25th-May-2012 10:26 pm (UTC)
They seem about as good as saying that having run Bain Capital is a good qualification, and his stories are more entertaining.
tsu_ 25th-May-2012 04:27 am (UTC)
he could be worse, at least he knows his history, tells great stories and supports regular folk?
yelena_r0ssini 25th-May-2012 05:16 am (UTC)
He had an onion tied to his belt, because that was the style at the time.
baked_goldfish 25th-May-2012 06:33 am (UTC)
Lost it at the actual horse's ass. I like this guy.
thecityofdis 25th-May-2012 02:03 pm (UTC)
Barth notes that his daughters have straight teeth and husbands

since i am on dangling modifier patrol, this cracked me up, ngl
crossfire 25th-May-2012 04:24 pm (UTC)
Glad I'm not the only one :D
bestdaywelived 25th-May-2012 02:51 pm (UTC)
So, he's an unattractive, less charming Bobby Newport?
crossfire 25th-May-2012 04:24 pm (UTC)
I...what?
aviv_b 25th-May-2012 05:19 pm (UTC)
The chicken, OMG the chicken,LOL.

Now I'd like to see the video when they tried this with him walking UP hill rather than down.
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