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Elmo Arrested in NYC, Scheduled for Psychological Evaluation

6:28 pm - 06/26/2012
Elmo arrested: If your kids are reading this, there’s a very strong possibility they’re in tears right now. Since childhood trauma isn’t the sort of thing we want to encourage here at WPN, let me clarify a few things. First, the real Elmo is alive and well on Sesame Street, his police record clear of any nefarious wrongdoings. Second, the Elmo in-question is nothing more than a New York City impersonator, one who just so happens to hate Jews and illegal immigrants. So strong are his convictions that he often spouts his racist nonsense while wearing his furry red outfit, which, when you stop and think about it, is actually very disturbing.

This particular Elmo, whose real name has not been released to the public, was kicked out of Central Park for spouting anti-Semitic nastiness to whoever happened by. Kids, adults, fellow Elmo impersonators — it didn’t really matter. As a result, he was removed from the area and carted off to Metropolitan Hospital Center for psychological evaluation. Considering other street Elmos haven’t seen the guy in almost two weeks, his visit to the hospital might be along the lines of a temporary vacation. One can only hope so, anyway.


According to Luis, a Peruvian immigrant who also works the streets for photo opportunities dressed as the beloved character, the lunatic in question is always spouting nonsense while on the job. “He would stop and say that we were all illegal immigrants and that people shouldn’t have their photos taken with us,” the impersonator explained.

If you’re curious to see the man in action, have a look at this video:



As news of Evil Elmo’s encounter with police spread throughout the impersonator community, other Elmo wannabes were elated. Apparently the guy’s antics have tarnished their reputation, and they’re hoping the lack of racist Elmos will encourage youngsters and their parents to stop what they’re doing and pose for a picture or two.

What do the residents of Sesame Street think about the whole ordeal?

“The ‘Sesame Street’ Muppets are known the world over, and we do not condone unauthorized representations of our characters,” a representative for the Sesame Street Workshop said in a statement. I’m assuming this version of Elmo won’t make it into the upcoming motion picture.

By Todd Rigney


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chaya 27th-Jun-2012 12:38 am (UTC)
I saw this submission and thought it was going to be about the actual Elmo guy and was like DDDDDDDDDD:

Also, this is one of those times where I think it's not insanity... just racism. The only thing making him look unbalanced is the fact that he's in a costume, and I think that's his job. If everyone who was vocally anti-Semitic was insane we'd never have enough room in the hospitals.
lafinjack 27th-Jun-2012 07:51 pm (UTC)
Yeah, my first thought when seeing the title was that Clash was involved in some kind of bullshit DWB thing.
mollywobbles867 27th-Jun-2012 12:39 am (UTC)
Well, this headline certainly caught my attention.
i_m_b00 27th-Jun-2012 12:45 am (UTC)
carted off to Metropolitan Hospital Center for psychological evaluation. Considering other street Elmos haven’t seen the guy in almost two weeks, his visit to the hospital might be along the lines of a temporary vacation. One can only hope so, anyway.

Thank you for reporting about mental illness is such a sensitive and professional way...
andthelight 27th-Jun-2012 12:46 am (UTC)
this is really, really creepy on multiple levels. D:
lickety_split 27th-Jun-2012 12:48 am (UTC)
OMG I was srsly preparing for my heart to be broken when I read the title.
aviv_b 27th-Jun-2012 12:57 am (UTC)
If this didn't involve spouting stuff to children, I would be LOL.

I kind of feel sorry for the impersonator. Because you know that the real Elmo is Jewish, of course.

You didn't? Yeah his real name is Eliezer Moshe Finklestein.

What do you mean you don't believe me?



cellared 27th-Jun-2012 02:52 am (UTC)
Eliezer's a heck of a mensch!
ealasaid76 27th-Jun-2012 01:05 am (UTC)
I hope Kevin Clash (Elmo's REAL puppeteer and voice) came out and shamed this moron.
tiddlywinks103 27th-Jun-2012 01:41 am (UTC)
Adults ruin EVERYTHING.
leprofessional I came in for the lulz tbh27th-Jun-2012 02:01 am (UTC)
Am I the only one who was massively disappointed? DAT VOICE. If you're going to do racist Elmo... make an effort for god's sake. Ugh.
roh_wyn 27th-Jun-2012 02:02 am (UTC)
Ugh. If you're going to subvert something, why Elmo? My kid adores Elmo. This sucks bad, for Elmo, for Sesame Street, and the whole world. :(
deleriumd 27th-Jun-2012 02:10 am (UTC)
My heart went into my throat for a moment. If the person is ill, I do hope that they will get the treatment needed.
poetic_pixie_13 27th-Jun-2012 02:54 am (UTC)
Sry2say but Grover > Elmo.
starsinshapes 27th-Jun-2012 03:13 am (UTC)
True fax
etherealtsuki 27th-Jun-2012 03:25 am (UTC)
Shit > Elmo, really.

Disappointed that a Black puppeteer has to voice the most annoying Muppet on the face of this Earth.
othellia 27th-Jun-2012 05:11 am (UTC)
Count > Grover > Elmo

actually who am i kidding, grover is my favorite too
bmh4d0k3n 27th-Jun-2012 03:48 pm (UTC)


(found better video)
moonshaz 27th-Jun-2012 05:53 am (UTC)
casketscratcher 27th-Jun-2012 08:04 am (UTC)
According to Luis, a Peruvian immigrant who also works the streets for photo opportunities dressed as the beloved character, the lunatic in question is always spouting nonsense while on the job.

How about fucking no.

Also nice, sensitive use of the "batshit" tag there.
tnganon 27th-Jun-2012 09:49 pm (UTC)
mte, thanks for that op!!!
little_rachael 27th-Jun-2012 04:53 pm (UTC)
I LOL'd.
princessjune 28th-Jun-2012 01:24 am (UTC)
So did I! Rofl!
princessjune 28th-Jun-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
What the f!ck is this! This guy is so stupid that it's almost amusing... I would never take someone that disturbed seriously! He needs to stay in a Psych ward!
tnganon 28th-Jun-2012 01:36 am (UTC)
would you mind keeping your opinions on who should be locked in a psych ward to yourself?
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