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Darwin was wrong: God hates animals too.

9:29 am - 06/28/2012
The Hunt for the fabulous Gay Whale
 Source: BBC Radio 4
It may sound like a bumper sticker slogan but a new generation of zoologists are hunting for gay whales - and ducks, penguins and otters. They are painstakingly recording examples of frottage, group sex, self pleasuring and aspects of sexual behaviour which owe more to Fellini than Johnny Morris.

Classic Darwinian theory posits that sexual activity is procreational in nature and serves the needs of evolution. Whilst human beings often have recreational sexual activity, this is seen as an anomalous result of human enculturation. Animal sex is seen as having one purpose: breeding.

To that end, Darwin dismissed or recategorised animal sexual behaviours which did not seem to meet the procreational model. If a male animal studded on another it was categorised as "dominance behaviour."

But a new generation of zoological enquiry aims to re-examine animal sexual behaviour and address the tricky issue of animal sexuality, a topic which is seen by some zoologists as simply anthropomorphism, human projection onto animal behaviour.



Joan Roughgarden, a professor of biology at Stanford University catalogued hundreds of varieties of what she categorises as "homosexual" behaviour amongst animals for her book Evolutions Rainbow. These include male big horn sheep who bond through genital licking and anal intercourse, or bottle nose dolphins who cavort in all male sexual groups. Roughgarden claims to have discovered regular same sex contact in 450 different species, proving, she says that homosexuality, far from being an anomalous condition which seems to be an evolutionary dead end, is an adaptive trait that has been carefully preserved by natural selection.




[OP note: I knew someone would realize this sooner or later. It's good to see this 'animals are never gay' myth finally being debunked (again) and investigated on a larger scale.]

 

(Insert... cute animal loving image here, because I can)

evildevil 28th-Jun-2012 02:44 pm (UTC)
they are just going to claim that the animals weren't born gay and instead they chose to be gay.
cpsings4him 28th-Jun-2012 02:45 pm (UTC)
It's just a phase all animals go through in college? :p
freuen 28th-Jun-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
Lesbian until obedience school graduation?
bnmc2005 28th-Jun-2012 02:50 pm (UTC)
It's due to bad mothering and the fact that their fathers aren't present in their young lives. Duh.
kittymink 28th-Jun-2012 08:41 pm (UTC)
I lol'd.
windsong_moon 28th-Jun-2012 02:59 pm (UTC)
Is this all Glee's fault?
astridmyrna 28th-Jun-2012 03:18 pm (UTC)
They saw a rainbow?
blondebeaker 28th-Jun-2012 09:30 pm (UTC)
A double rainbow and they pondered on what it meant.
ljtaylor 28th-Jun-2012 03:28 pm (UTC)
they went to a gay pride rally and it MADE them gay
cuterabbit33 28th-Jun-2012 03:39 pm (UTC)
they were influenced by rainbow biscuits.
masakochan 28th-Jun-2012 04:11 pm (UTC)
It's just a phase and they'll totally go back to being straight.
romp 28th-Jun-2012 05:31 pm (UTC)
*snort*
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