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Alleged Serial Foot Licker Blames Obama For Toe Woes

10:57 pm - 07/18/2012

Authorities in upstate New York are investigating whether a man alleged to have inappropriately touched two young girls yesterday is behind a wave of foot-licking incidents in the area. The suspect, 49-year-old Anthony Parri, is being held without bail after having allegedly fondled two young girls’ feet at a local library. His explanation for what happened? It’s a set up. By the government. Including the President.

Here’s how the New Daily News describes the act:

Anthony Parri allegedly took off a child’s shoe and rubbed the girl’s foot against his nose and mouth in one of two incidents Tuesday at Penfield Library, according to reports.

The child’s mother and a library employee both witnessed the incident, which took place in the children’s section of the library. The second incident was reported later on the day, after the child had left the library. Parri was eventually arraigned on charges of sex abuse and endangering the welfare of a child.

But he has a specific explanation for it all:

“Listen, I am being set up by the President Barack Obama and the city and the federal government.”

Authorities are now investigating whether Parri is connected to five similar cases in the area, all involving girls between the ages of 5 and 10.

Have a look at a local ABC affiliate’s report on the matter, below:


ohmiya_sg 19th-Jul-2012 03:05 am (UTC)
MTE, Derek.
tiddlywinks103 19th-Jul-2012 03:11 am (UTC)
That child must have felt so scared and violated.

Fuck this guy, and this just goes to show the Obama-scapegoating has gotten to ridic levels.
astridmyrna 19th-Jul-2012 03:14 am (UTC)
*silent scream*

Omg those poor girls.
sakuraberries 19th-Jul-2012 03:24 am (UTC)
ugh, that's so disturbing.

Reminds of the cab scene from Circumstance, which was so uncomfortable.
not_emily 19th-Jul-2012 03:26 am (UTC)

Those poor kids. D:
urplesquirrel 19th-Jul-2012 03:44 am (UTC)
Uh, no... the President has absolutely nothing to do with your pedophilic foot fetish. That is all your own disturbed brain. In fact, I'll bet you 100 million dollars that President Obama had never heard of you before you made the news for being a pedophile with a foot-fetish (and ten bucks says he still hasn't heard of you. This is hardly a national-level news story.)
veryshortlist 19th-Jul-2012 03:53 am (UTC)
A+ use of gif.

I can only hope this guy will experience some inappropriate licking while in jail.
bellichka 19th-Jul-2012 12:16 pm (UTC)
xoxoknlove 19th-Jul-2012 03:57 am (UTC)
Not only did you traumatize kids but you, like a coward, blamed it on the government, Obama, etc.

Srsly, now?
bowtomecha 19th-Jul-2012 04:33 am (UTC)
Please let a conservative talk show host run with this. I wish to see one become even more discredited.
wicked_seraph 19th-Jul-2012 07:01 am (UTC)
Is this man okay? His behaviour is disgusting and gross but his explanation of "BUT THE GOVERNMENT SET ME UP" seems... not quite right. Idk if it's him being patently ridiculous or if he genuinely thinks so.
chaya 19th-Jul-2012 01:42 pm (UTC)
shadowpiranha 19th-Jul-2012 12:00 pm (UTC)
Holy shit no.
bellichka 19th-Jul-2012 12:20 pm (UTC)
This has been all over the local news... I think this guy was licking feet in the Brighton library as well? Or maybe that was a different incident. At any rate, between this guy and other library-related incidents in the area, people are becoming paranoid to take their kids to libraries.... which is ridiculous, obviously, but.... I just don't understand somebody who licks kids' feet. My mom took one look at the newscast, went "People are fucked up," and then was over it.

That said, this all reminds me of the case of the Chicken Lover from Southpark.
starsinshapes 19th-Jul-2012 03:06 pm (UTC)
The suburbs of my city, man...I saw this on my local news, and I can't.
bellichka 19th-Jul-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
holla rochacha
starsinshapes 19th-Jul-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
*raises roof*
marywebgirl 19th-Jul-2012 09:31 pm (UTC)
My dad grew up in Fairport and I always thought it was lovely when we'd go back to visit family who are still there, so I held my breath until I read the name.
jettakd 19th-Jul-2012 06:27 pm (UTC)
I actually would like to think Derek would go full fledged alpha wolf on this guy's face. As would Boyd, I'm pretty sure.

The mental image makes me feel better at least :( These poor girls.
tabaqui 19th-Jul-2012 07:16 pm (UTC)
For fuck's sake.
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