Gay Sodomite Zombies Will Also Have to Pay a One Million Dollar Fine, Before Being Shot in the Head.California lawyer proposes punishing homosexuality by shooting people in the head
The state received a proposal that would make acts of sodomy punishable by death, along with a check for $200
Despite the fact that criminal sodomy hasn’t been allowed in California for years and that laws regarding the subject have generally fallen out of favor across the country, a delusional California lawyer submitted a ballot initiative this week to the state’s department of justice, proposing what he calls the “Sodomite Suppression Act.”
The proposal, from Matt McLaughlin of Huntington Beach, calls for the execution of all Californians performing homosexual acts. McLaughlin was even kind enough to attach a $200 check to the absurd document, as if the government procedure were to double as mass-murder-for-hire.
The lone homophobe has outlined his horrifying “bill” in seven measures, including the following tenets (obtained by the Huffington Post
The abominable crime against nature known as buggery, called also sodomy, is a monstrous evil that Almighty God, govern of freedom and liberty, commands us to suppress on pain of our utter destruction even as he overthrew Sodom and Gomorrha. [...]
Seeing that it is better that offenders should die rather than that all us should be killed by God’s just wrath against us for the folly of tolerating wickedness in our midst, the People of California wisely command, in the fear of God, that any person who willingly touches another person of the same gender for purposes of sexual gratification be put to death by bullets to the head of by any convenient method. [...]
This law shall be known as ‘The Sodomite Suppression Act’ and be numbered as section 29 in Title 3 of the Penal Code, pertaining to offenses against the sovereignty of the state. The text shall be prominently posted in every public school classroom. ALl laws in conflict with this law are to that extent invalid.
McLaughlin’s attempt to criminalize homosexuality and make sodomy punishable by death would require more than 350,000 signatures in California’s next gubernatorial election, equaling 5 percent of the number of total votes. His obscene suggestion to actually murder individuals who engage in sodomy is only made more outrageous by his insistence that these “offenders” be shot in the head.
Judging by the fact that “Matt McLaughlin of Huntington Beach” has absolutely no presence on the Internet and remains virtually untraceable despite a few elusive clues, it’s likely this farce will end as a meme. Still, the implications are deeply frightening.