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"Fla. man blames cat paws for child porn downloads"

6:36 pm - 08/07/2009

Fla. man blames cat paws for child porn downloads
1 hr 55 mins ago

JENSEN BEACH, Fla. – Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

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astragali 8th-Aug-2009 12:19 am (UTC)
Allow me to make the obligatory kitty porn joke.
devil_ad_vocate 8th-Aug-2009 12:24 am (UTC)
mlfoley 8th-Aug-2009 12:24 am (UTC)
syndicalist 8th-Aug-2009 12:26 am (UTC)
sandoz_iscariot 8th-Aug-2009 12:28 am (UTC)
Play him off, keyboard cat.
youbeboy 8th-Aug-2009 12:28 am (UTC)
mycophobia 8th-Aug-2009 01:33 am (UTC)
iworktodeath 8th-Aug-2009 12:32 am (UTC)
I don't believe this story but i can relate to the a similar incident if it happenned. I once was on a computer that someone else had used and downloaded a virus by accident. All of the sudden porn EVERYWHERE in every folder next time I logged in. I jumped up from the computer and was like WTF?!? Luckily I managed to get everything off.
akuma_river 9th-Aug-2009 03:25 am (UTC)
I know right.

My mom is always terrfied about my step-dad being on the computer because...well he doesn't get it. To go to websites he starts from the homepage on FF which is the google front page and he searches for the website instead of typing it in!

We find shit on the computer during virus checks.

And I've heard of other viruses downloading stuff to a person's website...

So why not kiddie porn and how can they prove their innocence?

It seems like the best way to set someone up for a crime is to virus load their pc with kiddie porn. That one SUV episode had that...and even if it was true that it was caused by a virus because the pc was in her possession she was still going down for it. Only by proving she didn't have access then for it did they let her off. And her ex who did went to jail for it.

I think they need to change the law because it is so easy to get something on your computer by accident. If people's pc's can be turned into zombies then who's to say it's their fault if porn is found on it?
scullies 8th-Aug-2009 12:34 am (UTC)
oh, Florida. <3 Never stop.
syndicalist 8th-Aug-2009 06:14 am (UTC)

Bestiality legal in Florida, for now

Last Update: 3/11 12:42 pm

The act of bestiality is a step closer to becoming illegal in Florida now that a Senate committee voted to slap a third-degree felony charge on anyone who has sex with animals.

Florida is one of only 16 states that still permit bestiality – a fact that animal-rights activist and Sunrise Sen. Nan Rich learned to her horror when a Panhandle man three years ago was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat with which he was copulating.


layweed 8th-Aug-2009 12:36 am (UTC)
Um, yeah.
cookiesauce 8th-Aug-2009 12:41 am (UTC)

mindrtist 8th-Aug-2009 12:51 am (UTC)
Twinkie Defense!!!

p.s. did you pick that tag?
eyetosky 8th-Aug-2009 01:01 am (UTC)
He saw that excuse work on a cartoon show once.

It was "Freakazoid" actually, but, phsht, whatever.
goes_kaboom 8th-Aug-2009 08:25 am (UTC)
Freak-a me! Freak you too!
whosmurry 8th-Aug-2009 01:01 am (UTC)
What perverted cat.
boobearbeth 8th-Aug-2009 01:20 am (UTC)
Come dude, how fuckin stupid do you thing we are?
erbalurbal 8th-Aug-2009 01:30 am (UTC)
pedo kitty?
bluetooth16 8th-Aug-2009 01:40 am (UTC)
It's also the kitty's fault that he will be in prison for a long ass time.
ruby_stevens 8th-Aug-2009 06:49 am (UTC)
Ha! I needed a laugh today.
empath_eia 8th-Aug-2009 02:24 am (UTC)

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