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Swine flu prevention: stop wanking

Malaysian news service Bernama, runs this story:

Avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures one could take against Influenza A (H1N1), according to an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy.

The rationalisation for his theory:

Dr. V. M. Palaniappan said that homosexuality and masturbation caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised.

"Thus, the body becomes an easy target for H1N1 infection," he told Bernama, emphasising however, that normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe....


The doctor repeats this on his blog:

Another noteworthy point is that men should avoid dry masturbation. This is one of the preventive measures against H1N1 disease. Homosexual relations are even more dangerous, whereas sexual union between members of opposite sex is absolutely safe.

 
 
With very few exceptions, most men, irrespective of their marital status and age, masturbate on and off. Boys tend to do that often, whereas it is extremely rare among females of all age groups.

When one masturbates, or indulges in homosexual activity, his (her) body develops friction heat, and that produces acid, making the body hyperacidosed, giving burning sensation while urinating and toileting, and making the person an easy target for H1N1 infection.

 
 
The scary part is that Bernama is government-run news agency.
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