You can just see Barack Obama ordering Rahm Emanuel to do this. “Rahm, you are an evil fuck and everyone knows it. You must humanize yourself and read a cute children’s book to children, which we will post on the Education Department’s website.” But we are not fooled by this STUNT.
Rahm begins reading @ 1:00:
dead @ 'Farmer Brown was furious. He ran to the barn and he found the animals registering to vote. Heh, that's obviously not in Chicago.'