Yes, we know Bernie "Winky Dink" Madoff had a small penis, thanks to author/ lovah Sheryl Weinstein—but do we know enough about his penis' circumference and performance? Now we do.
Respected finance-oriented news service Bloomberg helpfully provides these updates:
"Bernie had a very small penis," she wrote. "Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship."
Still, she said: "I liked this man and didn't want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn't prevented me from climaxing."
"On the bright side," she concluded, because of its size, "oral sex would be a breeze."
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More Weinstein gems,
“My female intuition was telling me there was something else going on with this man,” she wrote. “There was an intrinsic sensuality about him that was both attractive and alluring. Yet there was also an oily slickness that I found disconcerting.”
“When we made love, I was on fire,” Weinstein said. “Bernie was a release valve, someone I could disappear with for a few hours. Somebody who would say nice things to me and treat me like a lady. He was an older man, and he was chivalrous. He opened doors for me, stood when I entered restaurants and was never short on compliments.”
“I knew in my heart of hearts that this was never going to be anything more than it was, simply an affair,” she wrote. “But there was a part of me that wanted Bernie for myself. I wanted to be number one.”
“In order to move forward, I decided to tell my story,” she wrote. “I truly hope Ronnie will be able to forgive me for sharing these private moments in our lives.”