"Stop, stop, stop!" Glenn Beck cries -- as the Secret Negro Army™ declares its intentions to become doctors and lawyers. (Shudder!)
Beck acts like it's a mystery who these "dangerous" black children are. "They've sealed this as tight as a drum," he says with his characteristic nervous urgency. The subtext is clear: be afraid! Be very afraid of this mysterious video!
Well, mystery solved. Thanks to one of my commenters at Osborne Ink, Obama's Secret Negro Army™ has been positively identified...as high school step dancers. You know, like these guys:
... Get that? If you're an Obama supporter, it's only 'cause you've been hypnotized by racist step dancing. It has nothing to do with the fact you agree with him on, say, the public option. And woe for everyone if Obama hadn't been elected, because we'd all be under attack by angry step-dancing children with shattered dreams of middle-class employment.
(More at the source.)
Old Beck clip, but... hopefully, schools will prohibit their students from watching Obama's upcoming address to the youth; otherwise, they'll surely be brainwashed to join the ranks of this militant, goosestepping nightmare.