"With all due deference to separation of powers," the president said, "last week the Supreme Court reversed a century of law that I believe will open the floodgates for special interests, including foreign corporations, to spend without limit in our elections."
While Obama finished that line, the camera panned to the Supreme Court justices who were sitting in the front row of the chamber. Alito cringed, pursed his lips, shook his head from side to side in apparent disagreement and mouthed words that sure looked a lot like "definitely not true." He kept shaking his head from side to side and made a somewhat sour face while many around him stood and applauded.
Lord, please pray for the soul of Judge Alito and guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord, so that he can STFU. AMEN