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FINALLY, A REASONABLE REPUBLICAN COMPROMISE ON THE DEATH PANELED HEALTHCARE BILL REACHES THE FLOOR!

4:05 pm - 03/16/2010
erunamiryene 16th-Mar-2010 09:23 pm (UTC)
Uh.

Like, pour some A1 on it and EAT IT, literally?

Dude, what?

What the hell is in the water pumped to the water fountains Republicans drink out of?
alryssa 16th-Mar-2010 10:19 pm (UTC)
Well... it's high in fibre... maybe it'll finally clear some of that bullshit out.
fishphile 16th-Mar-2010 09:24 pm (UTC)
lol. What? What does he mean?

If he's being literal, I'll eat the pages if it means something akin to substantial health care for all would pass.

lol. Texas.
devil_ad_vocate 16th-Mar-2010 09:41 pm (UTC)
Gohmert is well known in Texas for being a bald-headed douchebag.
bord_du_rasoir 16th-Mar-2010 09:29 pm (UTC)
Is eat it like a metaphor for pay-as-you-go or something?

You know how sometimes people will say you have to "eat it" if you put money into a project that doesn't work out, i.e. rather than being reimbursed you have to "eat it."
homasse 16th-Mar-2010 11:51 pm (UTC)
Nah, I think he means literally eat it, then "pass it through your body"--crap it out.
bord_du_rasoir 17th-Mar-2010 06:31 am (UTC)
I missed it before, it's a play on words— "the only way I want this bill passed is through your organs."

Such a weird joke for an elected official to make, but something tells me he's not the only one to have made it.
ateenwriter 16th-Mar-2010 09:39 pm (UTC)
LOL "IF THEY EAT IT I'M IN FAVOR OF THEM PASSING IT"
erinpuff 16th-Mar-2010 09:40 pm (UTC)
...uh, okay.

Maybe he means "pass it" as in "shit it out"? IDK.
brandontaco 16th-Mar-2010 09:52 pm (UTC)
This bitch.
darthweez 16th-Mar-2010 09:58 pm (UTC)
Someone should call his bluff and actually eat it. I bet Franken would do it.
sarien 16th-Mar-2010 10:20 pm (UTC)
My thoughts exactly. If somebody really did eat it, would he truly vote in favor of it? I vote we test his bluff.
zombieroadtrip 16th-Mar-2010 10:29 pm (UTC)
lol agreed

cut that sucker into pieces and boil it with some kind of pasta
inward 17th-Mar-2010 01:20 am (UTC)
omg, a Goliath icon!

(and, yes, i agree that Franken totally would)
salienne 16th-Mar-2010 10:16 pm (UTC)
Um...

What?
missmurchison 16th-Mar-2010 10:44 pm (UTC)
OT, but where do the Republicans find politicians with names like this? They've got a Boner Boehner and this Gomer guy, not to mention a Buttars, and my husband refused to believe at one point that they had a Senator named Crapo.

Yeah, the Dems have Weiner, but he's got the stones to go with that name.
erunamiryene 17th-Mar-2010 01:11 am (UTC)
Ugh, Buttars. /facepalm
tsunamiwave7 16th-Mar-2010 11:28 pm (UTC)
My hometown elected this moron.

::shakes head::
peacetrains 17th-Mar-2010 02:55 am (UTC)
are you hungry or something? i can give you a knuckle sandwich instead.
sophie_kaijuu 17th-Mar-2010 03:28 am (UTC)
LOL FOREVER
fushiforever 17th-Mar-2010 03:46 am (UTC)
Ummmmm... What?

haruhiko 17th-Mar-2010 04:43 am (UTC)
noir_aya 17th-Mar-2010 06:10 am (UTC)
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bludstone 17th-Mar-2010 12:13 pm (UTC)
high in fiber. low in fat. hey i bet you didnt know that.

Hes talking about how the bill is poopy.
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