ED (evildevil) wrote in ontd_political,

Revolution Muslim Declares Jihad Against Triscuits: "They Are an Affront Against Allah... and They Taste Awful!"

Islamic Extremists Lash Out At Media, Americans, And Snacks

Younus Abdullah Mohammed, of the web-hacked and rightly go-fuck-yourselfed collective known as Revolutionary Islam, has directed a torrent of whinging at Gawker's Ravi Somaiya. He confirms that his group's website has been forcibly redirected, but isn't concerned because all of the attention due to his threats at Comedy Central drove enough traffic to his website to bring it down anyway, and "Islam will take over the world," so whatever.

What follows is a litany of cliched complaint. He's mad at the media for their "senseless" coverage of their death threats and the way they "never cover any of the other crimes against Islam we write about." He also rages at "dumbed down, stupid and pathetic" Americans who are "worried more about missing their favourite TV show" than they are about "the world," which is a terrific pretext for calling for people's deaths.

But then there's this:
"It is American oppression," he said. But, he added, we probably wouldn't understand such issues as we are "Darwinist faggots who are as despicable as the rest, walking around eating your Triscuits."
Seriously? They're bringing Triscuits into this? This guy truly is a joke.

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