ninevoltmoose (ninevoltmoose) wrote in ontd_political,
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I....wow.

Ever heard a North Korean joke?

A comedy show on North Korean TV has the distinction of being one of the longest-running in the world, although there's very little that's actually funny in it.

Following are some jokes from North Korean defectors compiled by Radio Free Asia, a US-government affiliated broadcaster for the region:

- An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a North Korean are having a chat. The Englishman says: "I feel happiest when I'm at home, my wool pants on, sitting in front of the fireplace."

The Frenchman, a ladies' man, says: "You English people are so conventional. I feel happiest when I go to a Mediterranean beach with a beautiful blonde-haired woman, and we do what we've got to do on the way back."

The North Korean man says: "In the middle of the night, the secret police knock on the door, shouting: Kang Sung-Mee, you're under arrest! And I say, Kang Sung-Mee doesn't live here, but right next door! That's when we're happiest!"

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