Slash fiction is a rich literary tradition. Ever since Spock first called Kirk his t'hyla, fans have hypothesized the gay exploits of ostensibly straight fictional characters and celebrity personae. The utter lunacy of the 2010 election cycle — backstabbing, demon sheep, witches — seemed to lend itself to the genre. So behold: three terrifying erotic tales starring some of our favorite hacks (and some of our favorite pundits).
Brief excerpts follow:
WHEN SARAH MET CHRISTINE: Palin/O'Donnell
Trailing a lacquered nail across Christine's hand, Sarah handed her a glass of something green. Christine sipped her drink. It tasted like Bartles & Jaymes, with a hint, underneath, of decay. And then Sarah had winked at her, and the world swam and went black.
THE PEOPLE'S SEAT: John Kerry/Scott Brown
"John! John, it's okay! I'm here . . ." Someone was pulling him to his feet. It was Scott. "I followed you," Scott had said, and before John could protest, the younger man had scooped him up and was carrying him to his truck, parked nearby. The scent of Scott's leather barn jacket filled John's nostrils and stirred his groin as Scott helped him into the cab. "I was worried," Scott cooed, suddenly very close.
EVERYONE'S GAY FOR STEPHEN COLBERT: Stewart/Cooper/Maddow
One evening, Anderson Cooper, Jon Stewart, and Rachel Maddow got kidnapped by aliens.
We want to see how you Earth people have sex, the aliens said. (They didn't actually speak English — it was more of a telepathic thing.)
Jon raised his eyebrows at the other two pundits. They looked away. "This always happens," Anderson muttered.
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