Jess Idres (jesidres) wrote in ontd_political,
Jess Idres
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Mayor Emanuel eaten by Time Vortex- The Doctor Unavailable for comment.


TIME VORTEX EATS @MAYOREMANUEL.


Thousands mourn
Doctor unavailable for comment




At approximately 8:40 Eastern time, after many months of loud cursing, psychedelic trips to through the crawl space, and dealing with the immense nerdiness of Carl the Intern, MayorEmanuel, the one true Mayor of Fake Twitter accounts apparently vanished into a Time Vortex.

The event had been hinted at for the past week, and despite the protest of thousands (both from Chicago and beyond), seemed inevitable with the election of the 'other' Rahm Emanuel to office of Mayor in Chicago.

The esteemed cursing Mayor left behind Quaxelrod, Hambone, and David Axelrod. The whereabouts of Carl the Intern is unknown.




Feel free to mourn together in the comments.
Tags: !party post, rahm emanuel, slow news day™, twitter
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