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Red Meat: Vanity Fair’s Official 2012 Republican Beefcake Calendar

10:22 pm - 12/26/2011
Red Meat: Vanity Fair’s Official 2012 Republican Beefcake Calendar

Is it hot in here or is it just…G.O.P.? Regard, the right-wing dreamboats selected out of veritable dozens for our second annual pinup calendar. (See our first here.) We’ve included sexy biographical information so you can better score one of these elder married statesmen for yourself. There’s an elephant in the room and it’s our feelings! Are we blushing? Our face, and ballot, is all red!
Plus: Click here to download a printable version for your high-school locker or mini-fridge.

Links out to the slide show (probably NSFW)
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intrikate88 27th-Dec-2011 04:27 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - Anonymous
flying_pandas 29th-Dec-2011 05:21 pm (UTC)
Oh lord, I thought it said his turn offs were Palestinians.
layweed 27th-Dec-2011 04:32 pm (UTC)
Clicked on link, saw first photo of Newt in bed nekid. "lol yeah not gonna happen." Closed window.
tigerdreams 27th-Dec-2011 05:07 pm (UTC)
Same. My eyes hurt now.
astridmyrna 27th-Dec-2011 05:11 pm (UTC)
amyura 27th-Dec-2011 05:36 pm (UTC)
Okay, was I the only one who thought that painfully bad photoshop was done on purpose?
fickery 28th-Dec-2011 12:59 am (UTC)
Haha, nope. It's satire. Bad Photoshop is the point. And Juli Weiner, who wrote the text, used to be an editor at Wonkette.
quizzicalsphinx 27th-Dec-2011 05:53 pm (UTC)
crossfire 27th-Dec-2011 06:55 pm (UTC)
cannot unsee
xerox78 27th-Dec-2011 07:12 pm (UTC)
sephystabbity 27th-Dec-2011 07:51 pm (UTC)
magus_69 28th-Dec-2011 12:48 am (UTC)
NGL, I want to see the originals. Some of them seem very promising IYKWIMAITTYD.
bludstone 28th-Dec-2011 02:35 am (UTC)

meran_flash 28th-Dec-2011 08:48 am (UTC)
jfc the way his old man boobies are resting on the float
ciara_belle 28th-Dec-2011 04:22 am (UTC)
The Photoshop is (purposely?) awful and I can never unsee those pictures. (Although my main thought about Boehner's picture was that he does not look nearly orange enough there).

The commentary on the side is pretty hilarious, though!
flying_pandas 29th-Dec-2011 05:36 pm (UTC)
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I made this for you, lol
meran_flash 28th-Dec-2011 08:48 am (UTC)
Dear everybody who is attracted to men:

I'm glad it's you and not me.
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