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Pres. Obama's speech at the SHADE-A-THON White House Correspondents Dinner

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mdemvizi 29th-Apr-2012 04:39 am (UTC)
that dog socialism commercial i can't.

president obama you are the best especially when you make yourself laugh because damn that smile.
bunnika 29th-Apr-2012 05:09 am (UTC)
The smile kills me every time. Best smile a president's ever had, IMO.
britneyspears 29th-Apr-2012 04:59 am (UTC)
ngl, i smiled throughout his whole speech
x_neverenough 29th-Apr-2012 08:46 am (UTC)
ladypolitik 29th-Apr-2012 05:06 am (UTC)
I dont understand the Hockey Mom/Pit Bull joke?! The only thing that struck me about it was Michelle looking at Barack like "#GURL".

baked_goldfish 29th-Apr-2012 05:10 am (UTC)
So in his first book, he mentioned that his step-dad had given him dog to eat in Indonesia. Now, as some kind of twisted defense of Romney's dog-on-car moment, some Republicans are referencing a passing mention in a 20 year old book about a 9 year old being given something to eat.

The hockey mom/pitbull joke in '08 was by Sarah Palin, and the punchline was that the difference between them was the hockey mom wears lipstick. Obama, because he is a king of trolling, just turned that shit around and joked about him eating dog meat when he was a kid.
baked_goldfish 29th-Apr-2012 05:13 am (UTC)
The dog jokes. Holy shit, Barack Obama does not give a fuck.
thecityofdis 29th-Apr-2012 07:08 pm (UTC)
astridmyrna 29th-Apr-2012 05:23 am (UTC)
astridmyrna 29th-Apr-2012 05:29 am (UTC)

7:11 ZING!

not_emily 29th-Apr-2012 05:26 am (UTC)
"It's a boy-eat-dog world out there."


I love this man. <3
mdemvizi 29th-Apr-2012 05:29 am (UTC)
I now understand this joke. I just laughed really hard to myself. I must have watched it like three times before the 'OH THAT IS WHAT HE MEANT' moment happened.
the_glow_worm 29th-Apr-2012 05:27 am (UTC)
I died, omg. ("I sing that to Michelle sometimes..." OMG)
makemerun 29th-Apr-2012 05:28 am (UTC)
Totally crushing, tbh.
mdemvizi 29th-Apr-2012 05:30 am (UTC)
Me too. My mom said at least three times during it, 'Man Obama has a nice smile.'
hypermuseic9 29th-Apr-2012 05:37 am (UTC)
lmao the shade. the shade of it all.

i love his smile
wonderpup Jimmy29th-Apr-2012 05:48 am (UTC)
kitschaster Re: Jimmy29th-Apr-2012 09:34 am (UTC)
Most of that was damn hilarious. Most.
schmanda 29th-Apr-2012 05:55 am (UTC)
Putting the ONTD in ontd_p, tbh.
san 29th-Apr-2012 06:44 am (UTC)
"We also both have degrees from Harvard. I have one. He has two... what a snob!"

pamuya 29th-Apr-2012 06:54 am (UTC)
im dying at that dog socialism commercial
beoweasel 29th-Apr-2012 07:01 am (UTC)
Kind of head tilting at all the jokes targeting Kim Kardashian, mainly because I know absolutely nothing about the person (and being a reclusive hermit, I watch little in the way of television.) so, what has she done that makes everyone hate her? Because it seems to be fashionable.
schmanda 29th-Apr-2012 07:05 am (UTC)
In a nutshell? She's famous for being famous.
beoweasel 29th-Apr-2012 07:03 am (UTC)
You know, I enjoyed what I saw of the correspondence dinner, though it got me thinking...if Romney wins the election, could you imagine what his Correspondence Dinners will be like? I think they'd be really uncomfortable and awkward.
san 29th-Apr-2012 07:15 am (UTC)
"To the caterers for this Correspondents Dinner tonight... did you make all this? I don't think you made all this, I think you bought frozen seafood dinners from Walmart—"
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